Three Word Story

[Dielan9999]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked​

 

[Farroes]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile​

 

[shrimpy77]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit.​

 

[xxMASSCHAOSx]

Once upon a time there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it killed him.


Sorry for ending the story >

 

[Spicycheez]

^ Noob

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that​

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted Cheez ^^

 

[Shadownub]

(( @_@ So we went from a smelly boy in Indonesia to... God dancing and eating peanuts because Kainzo wasn't dancing well enough?

Whoa. ))

 

[Theazian]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya

(did you just ignore my post? lol, I said it tasted like Cheez)

 

[GraRona]

(did you just ignore my post? lol, I said it tasted like Cheez)

(( You didn't say "like Cheez" instead only saying "Cheez" which he probably assumed to be a joke but not actually a legitimate extension to the story))

 

[Farroes]

what they prolly meant to say was "cheesy"

 

[ArchonofFail]

Once upon a time there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it had turned into

 

[Farroes]

@Tassadar
you did it wrong good sir

 

[ArchonofFail]

@Tassadar
you did it wrong good sir

((Oops, for some reason some of the older posts weren't showing for me O_O))

 

[Farroes]

no problem, I here by give you a do-over. enjoy.

 

[Jay15]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.
((wth is InigoMontoya))

 

[Farroes]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening

 

[ezmac]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their

 

[Farroes]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous​

 

[ezmac]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together.