Three Word Story

[SonOfAGunner]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of

 

[zachimon]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of

 

[SonOfAGunner]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely

 

[Spicycheez]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.

 

[agentjwall]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had

 

[Steamed]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which

 

[Spicycheez]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut

 

[Tyronus]

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Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually​

 

[malmenca]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large​

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate​

 

[kevinlive]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis​

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted​

 

[Spicycheez]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece​

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[strongholdx]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his ass​

 

[Steamed]

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Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name​

 

[Theazian]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He​

 

[_AMPLiFY]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when​

 

[Steamed]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so​

 

[agentjwall]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead​

 

[Theazian]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again.​

The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​

In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet​

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