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Three Word Story

Dielan9999

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Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​
When he woke he died again.​
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked​
 

Farroes

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Jan 13, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​
When he woke he died again.​
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile​
 
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shrimpy77

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​
When he woke he died again.​
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit.​
 

xxMASSCHAOSx

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Aug 5, 2011
Once upon a time there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it killed him.


Sorry for ending the story >:D
 

Spicycheez

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Aug 4, 2011
^ Noob

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​
When he woke he died again.​
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.​
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that​
 

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted Cheez ^^
 

Theazian

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Joined
Sep 2, 2011
Location
Hiding under a rock
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya
 

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya
(did you just ignore my post? lol, I said it tasted like Cheez)
 
Joined
Jun 19, 2011
Once upon a time there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it had turned into
 

Jay15

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Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.
((wth is InigoMontoya))
 

Farroes

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Jan 13, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening
 

ezmac

ICE ICE ICE!
Joined
Feb 20, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their
 

Farroes

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Joined
Jan 13, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous​
 

ezmac

ICE ICE ICE!
Joined
Feb 20, 2011
Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.
When he woke he died again.
The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died.
In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.
God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together.
 
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