Three Word Story

[Oxea]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought

 

[ezmac]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'.

 

[malmenca]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded,

 

[GraRona]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's

 

[Spicycheez]

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple.

 

[Theazian]

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing. Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis. God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced. Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. Afterwards, they T-Bag'd

 

[ezmac]

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!

(I like how people just copy and pasted my green text, HA)

 

[Oxea]

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed

 

[Spicycheez]

Just thought i'd revive this.

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY

 

[Zaspar]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon

 

[SonOfAGunner]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians

 

[MajorasMask]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their​

 

[SonOfAGunner]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.
Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS

 

[agentjwall]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

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When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

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God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

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Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences.​

 

[zachimon]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

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[ThatAintFalco]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was​

 

[Zaspar]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who​

 

[Fjordsen]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids.​

 

[Spicycheez]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they​

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