Three Word Story

[dils1]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they screamed as the​

 

[Spicycheez]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they screamed as the pandas from outer​

 

[dils1]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they screamed as the pandas from outer China attacked Dragongarde​

 

[The_Player_189]

then went on

 

[BeasttRecon]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they screamed as the pandas from outer China attacked Dragongarde while eating russian​

 

[Lunar_izy]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they screamed as the pandas from outer China attacked Dragongarde while eating russian dumplings that had

 

[Zaspar]

Once upon a time in Indonesia there was a smelly boy who really liked feet and his parents liked german cheese except when it tasted good with chocolate pineapples infected with lice. Then he went to the market to the backroom and ordered some silverfish shaped candies. But when he went to pick one up it exploded in the box and then Pacman ate him. So he jumped into a pool of sharp swords and died too.​

When he woke he died again. The next morning, he took a few shots of crack and died. In heaven, he died once again, but Jesus saved a seat for God in the back of the chair of the extremely large penis thing.​

Fortunately god had a peanut, which wasn't a peanut which was actually an abnormally large Penis.​

God ate the peanut penis, but it tasted like a piece of his assailant, whos name is Kainzo. He wasn't happy when Kainzo danced, so he danced instead of eating toilet backup, he smoked a steaming pile of dog shit. He realized that it tasted like Inigo Montoya so he danced.​

Later that evening, Indians rubbed their glorious, gigantic, enormous, tender, hands together. They then thought 'Who was phone!?'. As daylight faded, they sucked Malmenca's fat left nipple. "FOR GODS SAKE!" the Indians screamed as the Russians screamed ''SUCK MY VODKA BAG!" Soon the Russians looked at their ugly, enormous, TREMENDOUS, run-on sentences. Then everyone died.​

But, there was one man who died of Aids. In heaven they found out that​