Not a [Guild] }Taco Protection Agency{ [Bacon Good]

[Theazian]

Red Hot Alert, the Ramen-Sushi alliance has assaulted and captured our Mexico City base. I managed to wipe the main computer before they cut the wires but it was close. Requesting permission to blast the place via TAC-O satellite. Two rounds should bust the underground layers well enough.

DID YOU SAY RAMEN?
Sorry, you mentioned the food of my homeland.

 

[DaShniper]

I'm no big city lawyer, and I'm not even technically part of the TPA, but I know what's right. BLOW THE FUCK OUT IT It's a good thing

 

[Jayzy3]

At first, I thought this was a joke. Now, I am extremely scared that such an organization as this could truly be a realistic idea.

 

[DaShniper]

>;D You haven't seen the least of it.

 

[Kwong050]

no, no, no, its not ramen, its for CUP NOODLES!

(see what I did there )

 

[RandomAcronym]

We must strike now as are enemy bikers between themselves!
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At first, I thought this was a joke. Now, I am extremely scared that such an organization as this could truly be a realistic idea.

You are learning quickly.

 

[BigguthDickuth]

I would like to join the TPA .

MY past experiences of taco amazingness:
One time, I blew up a plane with burritos on it, jumped off with no parachute, sky dived at a terminal velocity of 75m/s into a huge vat of cooking taco meat. Normally, the insane amount of heat would have killed someone. But no, I became one with the taco meat and melded with it to survive.

Also: I ride a huge fat cow as my emergency meat incase my taco supply ever runs out in the Sahara.

 

[DaShniper]

This reminds me. Am I, or am I not a member of the TPA?

 

[Kwong050]

The cup noodles will prevail!

 

[RandomAcronym]

This reminds me. Am I, or am I not a member of the TPA?

IDK, thy the members list...

 

[Psychokhaos]

Washington Base operational, archiving all files for the rise of [CENSORED]. Our forces within the FBI and CIA are slowly taking over. If all goes to our plans, we should have the selected Directors of various agencies and Presidents of different countries under our command.

Fire when ready. Leave no one alive.
@RandomAcronym @strongholdx @Dazureus
First part of first sentence means still inactive. I'll come back in time, my little fishies.

 

[strongholdx]

Washington Base operational, archiving all files for the rise of [CENSORED]. Our forces within the FBI and CIA are slowly taking over. If all goes to our plans, we should have the selected Directors of various agencies and Presidents of different countries under our command.

Fire when ready. Leave no one alive.
@RandomAcronym @strongholdx @Dazureus

*Cocks shotgun* Rodger that

 

[BigguthDickuth]

So... I'm in?

 

[RandomAcronym]

Join now!​

 

[Thedarkgeneral]

I would like to apply to this agency to repent for my past actions. For you see, I was once part of the malicious league of burritos. I have done many things s in the past, things I am not proud of, but I did them with the assuredness that I was doing the right thing. Until one day, when i was about to crush a taco beneath my feet, I looked at it. Truly looked at it. And i saw its supple shell, concealing beneath it a perfect blend of sauce, meat and green things. I left the league that day

From ever on, i have helped the tacos, but in secret. In the shadows I have waited, but now it is ready to show my true colors. I would like to apply for the taco protection agency, to protect the worlds most beautiful and delicious, the innocent tacos.

 

[Alator]

This thing is still going? Haha, wow.

 

[strongholdx]

I would like to apply to this agency to repent for my past actions. For you see, I was once part of the malicious league of burritos. I have done many things s in the past, things I am not proud of, but I did them with the assuredness that I was doing the right thing. Until one day, when i was about to crush a taco beneath my feet, I looked at it. Truly looked at it. And i saw its supple shell, concealing beneath it a perfect blend of sauce, meat and green things. I left the league that day

From ever on, i have helped the tacos, but in secret. In the shadows I have waited, but now it is ready to show my true colors. I would like to apply for the taco protection agency, to protect the worlds most beautiful and delicious, the innocent tacos.

Repent my brother and all the heavely sauces of taco-y goodness shall be yours. Keep doing your deeds good sir and we shall grant you access to our guild. Tacospeed!

 

[Thedarkgeneral]

@strongholdx I will do that, taco king. I am currently on the run, as now that I have revealed myself the accursed burritos are after me.
I repent all of my past deeds, and pledge my full loyalty to the great and wondrous tacos. May they be forever greasy yet so, so good.

 

[Kwong050]

This thing is still going? Haha, wow.

the cup noodles has declared war on the tacos

 

[RandomAcronym]

the cup noodles has declared war on the tacos

And The TPA has declared Victory.
If you want to live, Run.