Announcement: The Ore Enforcement Agency(OEA)

[Malamute2345]

You will feel the edge of my sword if you dare try. I refuse to pay, and am willing to resist any way that I find suitable(within the server rules of course)

^ This

 

[babb1e]

I got a prescription from my doctor.

 

[Spongiform]

I got a prescription from my doctor.

Only permits issued by the OEA are valid.

 

[Apherdite]

Hahaha I love this! Keep doing your thing OEM. You keep mortals and citizens safe from these dangerous minerals!

 

[Mikespillow]

Spongi, have you forgotten the danger of such substances as obsidian and abuse of medical Lapis Lazuli?

 

[Spongiform]

Spongi, have you forgotten the danger of such substances as obsidian and abuse of medical Lapis Lazuli?

Our medical research has shown that Lapis is relatively non-toxic and even safe to eat in reasonable quantities.

 

[Solace]

Thanks to the OEA my kids no longer have to worry about the threat of diamond and iron poisoning that was plaguing the school system. Now i dont leave home without a good dose of stone or wood in my pocket incase i come across one of those poor souls still addicted to the troubling substances. Thanks OEA!

 

[Mikespillow]

Are the news reports true? I hear stories of children becoming belligerent and overtly obnoxious when in possession of high amounts of these volatile substances.

 

[jorict]

But your kids aren't safe, didn't you see Afro is giving the kids diamonds and iron? Oh, I'll be helping as well. Kids need iron, gold, and diamonds to keep their attention.

 

[Spongiform]

I ran across Jorict earlier and managed to snap a picture before he scampered off into the bushes.



This is no laughing matter.

 

[jorict]

I'm pretty sure it is, I lol'd.

 

[Solace]

LMAO Spongi

 

[Dazureus]

Thank goodness I have that Hazmat suit and those big bongs. Tongs.

That reminds me... What's the popular method of consumption of these addictive minerals? J-just so we can recognize the signs, of course.

 

[Spongiform]

SupaSkirrel was apprehended attempting to smuggle in Diamond Dust - a very dangerous substance.

 

[MatTripp]

Sounds like a good thing your doing here *sniffs his gold dust* you wont find me with this kind of illegal substances. *shoots up diamond liquid in his eyeball* Ill be sure to buy that ticket and practice extreme caution while mining.

 

[Engelbritzon]

I witnessed earlier that after prolonged exposure to diamonds, that a crystalline substance starts protruding from the face until eventually the subjects entire head becomes one giant diamond cube. This condition renders the subject unable to ingest any food or water and eventually leads them to starve to death. It doesnt however seem to impede with any other functions such as sight or breathing. I will stay undercover to investigate these outbreaks

 

[jorict]

The Ore Brownie: Take a cake, fill it with iron, ice it with gold, and sprinkle as many diamonds as you want on top. Enjoy!

 

[Solace]

Ive recently heard rumors of Ore smugglers sneaking these illegal ores across states borders. Apparently they are buying them cheap in the southern cities and bringing them north. Is there any truth to these rumors?

 

[Raetac]

Dammit all *shoots the nearest pirate of his crew* let that be a lesson to ya all, drink ya rum but keeps ya trap shut!

 

[Spongiform]

No need to worry dear Citizens. We are now training a dozen new OEA Field Agents who will soon aggressively pursue these dangerous criminals night and day.