[Republic/Hamlet] AMERICA! [13]

[Dazureus]

Noooo, you can't come in here and just think you're as cool as strongholdx. Gotta earn it

I found this out the hard way.

 

[malmenca]

learn to read, when you do, reply to it and I'll decide whether your worthy enough to even deal with. AKA fuck off

 

[Jorict]

Since when have your beliefs ever determined what the truth is? Whether or not you "decide" if the town is real, doesn't make any difference.
They haven't posted on your Communist thread about how stupid you are; show some respect.
(I'm not saying you're stupid; it's subjunctive)

I appreciate you sticking up for us. Thanks man.

 

[Jorict]

AMERICA​

Home of the Free, Land of the Brave​

America, where the citizens are happy, fat, and enjoy a nice game of football.(Stereotype)​

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Here in America, we strive for success. We plan to make Herocraft a more epic place, by adding a new and interesting town to the mix.​

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We want to protect the helpless peoples of other lands from Communism, and Terrorism. Any foreigners in need, never fear, America is here! *Note*: Your town needs an Embassy and good foreign relations (or supply us with goods we are dependent on).​

Don't have an Embassy and want protection? Don't worry! America has a long, drawn out process of paperwork and processing needed to apply for an Embassy.​

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Some things required to gain an Embassy:​

A good and stable economy.​

A well educated leader.​

Non-aggressive players, who are responsive and understand the relations.​

Over 3.5 active players. Yes, that is 3 1/2 players.​

A resource we can use.​

Non-communist.​

Non-supporting of terrorism.​

Has similar goals and interests. ​

Needs friends.​

Has a recommendation from Foreign Relations.​

Speaks at least basic English. ​

Spanish is accepted, but I only know basic Spanish and Grammar. ​

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In America, if we find someone committing something offensive to the great and powerful nation, we will mobilize our Army against you. We don't want to mess with you, but if you do something to one of our allies, or us, you will feel the wrath of America, and it's allies. It may be just an occasional piece of iron or cobblestone stolen, but it will hurt in the long run!​

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Our Nuclear Energy Program will be making quantum leaps in the coming weeks. We will hopefully have fully toggle-able lighting, locks, and Fast Food Restaurants, all powered by the new Nuclear Generator ©. Warning: Generator may self destruct in times of Economic Suffering and lack of management.​

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Want to join America? Well, to immigrate to America, you must file many, many papers, pay a large sum of money, and sign up to the Army under contract for an unspecified amount of time. The time will be specified upon signing. The cost will also vary.​

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Illegals - You come in, without going through Customs and crossing the border illegally, you WILL be arrested, stripped of all goods, and deported. You may be taken in for questioning if deemed suspicious, and may be tortured asked to sit down, and explain what has happened.​

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What if I don't Want to join America but still be an American? First of all, you do want to join. Second, for all of those brave souls living in foreign lands dealing with savages, terrorists, and other random things, you can be an American! We are setting up a "guild" as some may call it, for all those who want to be an American but just can't seem to be in America. You must sign a contract as a Foreign Relations Diplomat for an unspecified amount of time. Your country must also have good relations, or be willing to make them. *Doesn't apply to members with no allegiance*​

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I like killing people, where do I go to kill people? Well Tex, that's a big step for a young man/women(for legal reasons) such as yourself. The Army is where you want to be, but you can't just running around slaying every savage, uncivilized, moron that you see! You first must be approved by the President, and as well as your Division Commander. But always be sure it is President approved, if not, don't do it. Always check with the Commander or President before taking any actions.​

Do I get to defend the great country if I join the Army? Well, if you apply for the Border Patrol Division, then, Yes! The Border Patrol's job is to check visitors for anything suspicious, and make sure the borders are secure. Any man to illegally enter is to be detained, or killed of showing signs of resistance.

I want to be an Engineer! Well, the Engineer Division is the right division for you! The Engineer Division works on the nuclear power plants as well as the fortifications and other electronics in America. Engineers can be called upon in the time of war or conflict to build constructs for the General Infantry and other special tasks.

Current Positions:
President: Jorict
Vice President: Malmenca
Head Commander: Remixed10
Citizens: WinstonBurgh, kisame74, HelsEch
Illegal-in-Captivity awaiting Acceptance: hanpeter77
Undetermined: large amount of people

More positions available than shown above, Undetermined means they haven't accepted the town invitation, and more players to be added.

IMMIGRATION APPLICATION
Full Name (IGN):
Age:
Timezone:
How active are you?:
What kind of job do you want?:
How detailed of a builder are you?:
Do you agree to the terms and conditions?:

DONT POST YOUR REAL NAME!
IGN = IN GAME NAME

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[ReedME]

Oh come on how does this thead get 5X the views to my thread in less days :S

 

[Jorict]

I worked hard on it!

 

[Howdanrocks]

As a communist, I hate you. That is all.

 

[Jorict]

As a communist, I hate you. That is all.

Why thank you.
c12095, congrats, you have joined America! Along with Hanpeter, MrJudo, and ShadowWall!

 

[ReedME]

Well I'm a TAD anti-american, so I'm gonna pass on this interesting idea. Australia > America

 

[WoleverEntun]

As Lightforge (formerly Skyforge) is composed mostly of canadians, (including me) and a few americans, we would be happy to have friendly relations with your town. Finally a town to beat back the red scourge of Communism!
EDIT: Canada>australia, america

 

[Jorict]

As Lightforge (formerly Skyforge) is composed mostly of canadians, (including me) and a few americans, we would be happy to have friendly relations with your town. Finally a town to beat back the red scourge of Communism!
EDIT: Canada>australia, america

Interesting, once we are set up, I will fax you the LARGE amount of paper work needed for a Embassy. (lol)

 

[ReedME]

Lol canada bahahaha you make me laugh Australia > All I'm leaving it at that, I would offer an embassy space in Zion however I don't think you like terrorists like us >

 

[Jorict]

Lol canada bahahaha you make me laugh Australia > All I'm leaving it at that, I would offer an embassy space in Zion however I don't think you like terrorists like us >

America will be sending the SECRET POLICE to investigate.

 

[ReedME]

And I won't be responsible if they err.... disappear

 

[WoleverEntun]

yes... we're all SO scared of the aussies

 

[ReedME]

Oh are you now? (I know that was sarcasm) but Australia is the place to be regardless

 

[ShizzDawgg]

EDIT: Canada>australia, america

I'm from America, yet I still agree. xD

 

[ShizzDawgg]

I mean honestly, what the fuck are fish and chips? Why can't they just be normal people and call them fries?

 

[truelinko]

I mean honestly, what the fuck are fish and chips? Why can't they just be normal people and call them fries?

Fish and Chips is the British term for,...guess what, fish and chips, maybe for you its fish and fries, and its considered normal in Britain

 

[Jorict]

Hey maybe you could calm it down a notch, posting shit on my facebook? really? Stop ragin' bro. You constantly talk behind our backs we weren't going to accept you.

Get off my thread. Stop using poop. Go away. Thanks.