Telling RL and Minecraft apart

[Myaras]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

 

[Angyles]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

LOL

 

[Kainzo]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

Awesome avatar

 

[Myaras]

Awesome avatar

Thank you. It was fitting, considering my first choice of combat speciality will probably be Disciple.

I like yours as well, as a Final Fantasy VI fan (III for you SNES fans out there)...

 

[Xargun]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

My fat cat hops on my computer desk and struts in front of my monitor blocking sight on everything except his fat body. Seems to always happen when I'm messing around lava or about to fight multiple mobs at once.

 

[MultiHeartGold]

My fat cat hops on my computer desk and struts in front of my monitor blocking sight on everything except his fat body. Seems to always happen when I'm messing around lava or about to fight multiple mobs at once.

Must be quite a devil if it always happens when you are about to die in Minecraft.

 

[Xargun]

Must be quite a devil if it always happens when you are about to die in Minecraft.

The fat cat is bad - likes to knock everything off the table especially drink cups so he can watch the liquid splash all over... he is an evil cat... and when you try to push him off the desk so I can see he sometimes gets mean and swats at you with his paw and sometimes bites...

 

[DCSForerunner]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

This is so typical, I have the same problem!

 

[sparrow717]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

.....step away from the computer....

 

[Jacobpanther]

Sometimes when I try to look at something far away my pinky starts to twitch like I am hitting my control key in order to zoom in.

 

[Jack_Reacher]

Sometimes when I try to look at something far away my pinky starts to twitch like I am hitting my control key in order to zoom in.

OMG THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. Like when I'm trying to read a sign that's far away hahaha.

 

[Xargun]

Do you ever look at something in real life and go--- 'Hmmm with an enchanted tool it would be quick to do.' or 'I wonder how many blocks are in that'

 

[Myaras]

I've been doing a lot of driving recently, so I've seen a lot of landscapes that I swear were block-format. I've also seen some very neat structures that I'd love to recreate in Minecraft...

 

[Jasquan]

Minecraft-syndrome: Happens when you play Minecraft too much. Symptoms: You see Minecraft in real life, or think sounds from real life comes from Minecraft. Even when your sounds are off. And your music. And you have no source of sound at all. And you live alone. And you realise you don't own a cat. But you turn around and see a cat. The cat is completely black, and it looks at you very suprised. You get up to chase it away, but as you get closer it begins to hiss. You cower away in fear, knowing that the hissing is the power of explosions. The cat sees your weakness, and keeps hissing. You realise you are in no danger, because you are in real life. You head over to get the cat away. The cat transforms into a creeper and explodes. You realise you are still in Minecraft, but you thought it was all in real life. Then you realise it was real life. Or was it?

...I wrote this in one string without thought of what to write next. This is how fucked I am at times. Please don't kill me. Pretty please?

 

[Ellron23]

OMG THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. Like when I'm trying to read a sign that's far away hahaha.

ERMEGERD. I thought I WAS THE ONLY ONE! That's sooo funny. Here I am coming to this thread to be all unique and two guys have already said the same thing. LUL

 

[Dreamcycler]

When I walk home everyday. I think to myself for a good 5 minutes...Why dont I recall?

 

[Jasquan]

When I walk home everyday. I think to myself for a good 5 minutes...Why dont I recall?

I just want that damned portal gun...

 

[killjoyking7]

When I walk home everyday. I think to myself for a good 5 minutes...Why dont I recall?

weeellll its simple to tell if you are in real life just look around for walking big green male reproductive organs chasing you and if they are not you are in real life.

 

[Predator2010]

I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

This is a serious case of MC addiction, seek specialist advise

 

[Warmachinexp]

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