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Telling RL and Minecraft apart

Myaras

Gold
Joined
Apr 30, 2013
I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...
 

Myaras

Gold
Joined
Apr 30, 2013
Awesome avatar
Thank you. It was fitting, considering my first choice of combat speciality will probably be Disciple.

I like yours as well, as a Final Fantasy VI fan (III for you SNES fans out there)...
 

Xargun

Legacy Supporter 9
Joined
Jan 12, 2013
Location
Ohio, USA
I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

My fat cat hops on my computer desk and struts in front of my monitor blocking sight on everything except his fat body. Seems to always happen when I'm messing around lava or about to fight multiple mobs at once.
 

MultiHeartGold

Legacy Supporter 2
Joined
Jun 7, 2012
My fat cat hops on my computer desk and struts in front of my monitor blocking sight on everything except his fat body. Seems to always happen when I'm messing around lava or about to fight multiple mobs at once.
Must be quite a devil if it always happens when you are about to die in Minecraft.
 

Xargun

Legacy Supporter 9
Joined
Jan 12, 2013
Location
Ohio, USA
Must be quite a devil if it always happens when you are about to die in Minecraft.

The fat cat is bad - likes to knock everything off the table especially drink cups so he can watch the liquid splash all over... he is an evil cat... and when you try to push him off the desk so I can see he sometimes gets mean and swats at you with his paw and sometimes bites...
 

sparrow717

Wood
Joined
May 16, 2013
I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

.....step away from the computer....
 

Jacobpanther

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jun 11, 2012
Location
Wisconsin
Sometimes when I try to look at something far away my pinky starts to twitch like I am hitting my control key in order to zoom in.
 

Xargun

Legacy Supporter 9
Joined
Jan 12, 2013
Location
Ohio, USA
Do you ever look at something in real life and go--- 'Hmmm with an enchanted tool it would be quick to do.' or 'I wonder how many blocks are in that'
 

Myaras

Gold
Joined
Apr 30, 2013
I've been doing a lot of driving recently, so I've seen a lot of landscapes that I swear were block-format. I've also seen some very neat structures that I'd love to recreate in Minecraft...
 

Jasquan

Legacy Supporter 9
Joined
Oct 1, 2012
Location
Denmark
Minecraft-syndrome: Happens when you play Minecraft too much. Symptoms: You see Minecraft in real life, or think sounds from real life comes from Minecraft. Even when your sounds are off. And your music. And you have no source of sound at all. And you live alone. And you realise you don't own a cat. But you turn around and see a cat. The cat is completely black, and it looks at you very suprised. You get up to chase it away, but as you get closer it begins to hiss. You cower away in fear, knowing that the hissing is the power of explosions. The cat sees your weakness, and keeps hissing. You realise you are in no danger, because you are in real life. You head over to get the cat away. The cat transforms into a creeper and explodes. You realise you are still in Minecraft, but you thought it was all in real life. Then you realise it was real life. Or was it?

...I wrote this in one string without thought of what to write next. This is how fucked I am at times. Please don't kill me. Pretty please?
 

Predator2010

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Mar 21, 2011
Location
United Kingdom
I hate getting into combat with a mob, hearing hissing off to my right, turning my MC character rapidly to get away from the creeper's explosion...only to realize it's just my cat snoring on the chair next to me...

This is a serious case of MC addiction, seek specialist advise
 
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