CoolBeans279 and JupiterRome stop being enemies. They become acquaintances, then friends, then best buddies, then one day while walking in the park without thinking about it, CoolBeans279 reaches down and takes JupiterRome's hand.
Suddenly JupiterRome kisses CoolBeans279. Things get steamy in the park.
Now married to Cool, with a kid adopted from every Continent (except Antarctica, but they have dibs on the first kid to be born there), JupiterRome lives a wonderful live full of love, taking care of his kids, sending them off to school, and taking CoolBeans deep inside his.... heart when he gets home from his job as a janitor in the AIDS/STD ward of the local hospital
I wish that I could come up with really good Get-Rich-Quick Ideas, and then make them a reality and get rich quickly.