Nothing was sarcastic, read it again using a different view, no sarcasm was meant.
Yes, one thing is wrong. We have a lot of guides, and granting them all a warp would need heavy regulation coding for that warp, and could be tempting to use in questionable situations (ie free port to spawn, pvp escape).
The other day I saw a staff member who died in no-pvp at spawn and dropped a deathchest that neither he nor his attacker could access or remove. So to be clear, I am not saying staff will abuse power, but that even accidents happen and that I see potential for non-accidental "advantages" because of the larger number of staff this would be granted to and the myriad of possible "Grey area" abuse potentials.
Also, I thought my non-sarcastic response solved one of the rather blatant problems: staff and veterans admitting in Tour that they don't quite remember the tutorial, and can't help noobs.