Werepire12
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Funny Jokes
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Capn_Danger
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- Jan 12, 2011
How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take?
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Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!
BWA HA
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Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!
BWA HA
Steamed
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- Feb 7, 2011
i have a joke sign in front of my house that i update once in a while, here are some i have used so far:
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Outside the rehab center, a sign on the lawn read: Keep Off Grass.
The clown wanted to juggle, but he didnt have the balls to do it.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Outside the rehab center, a sign on the lawn read: Keep Off Grass.
The clown wanted to juggle, but he didnt have the balls to do it.
Doreagarde
Legacy Supporter 5
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- Jan 21, 2011
- Location
- Canada
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, you don't know? It's a really obscure number, I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.
Oh, you don't know? It's a really obscure number, I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.
Doreagarde
Legacy Supporter 5
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- Jan 21, 2011
- Location
- Canada
Yeah, it's getting pretty mainstream, which bothers me because I knew it before it was popular.
AussieDingbat
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- Jan 15, 2011
- Location
- Australia
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man go to a pub.
The bouncer says, "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."
The bouncer says, "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."
AussieDingbat
Legacy Supporter 5
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2011
- Location
- Australia
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there."
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low!
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there."
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low!
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"