[CAPITAL] Ironpass [38] [I.R.O.N.] - Good

[Malphugus]

Pay your taxes or the cute puppy gets a bullet

The people listed below are NOT responsible for this tragic loss life (they have paid their tax for this week). What about the rest of you? Do you not like puppies? Cause we have an adorable kitten too. You know we'll do it.

• Amartin99999
• Deltacraft
• Evanist
• Flamablepenguin
• Frozenfirebomb
• GeraldMcNibbits
• GraRona
• Huffatron
• iHazBryn
• jmoney222
• jwplayer0
• lax12
• Look_Out
• Malphugus
• Matt5327
• Malandrops
• Onep
• Orik33
• RealMadrid727
• richfish57
• Ruethian
• SxCxW

Oh no, don't hurt the poor puppy. Dude, we've been over this three times already. It's not a real puppy, it's just a stuffed toy. Oh yeah, but the kitten is real right? Well, sort of, it's actually a squirrel in a cat-suit. Oh right. So we aren't shooting the 'kitten' either then? Damn straight we are. Filthy, evil, tree-vermin!

 

[toadsworth29]

Lol. I should do Shiroku taxes like that.

 

[strongholdx]

Oh god Malph, you're so Evil. I love it though, You made my day

 

[ruethian]

uhh i paid u 1000c the other day... i think im good for a while

nvm i didnt read it

 

[Matt5327]

I also DIDN'T pay you this week, and I'm listed... But I will pay. Promise.

 

[toadsworth29]

*gasp* Someone is... honest!

 

[Matt5327]

*gasp* Someone is... honest!

It happens.

 

[strongholdx]

*gasp* Someone is... honest!

PANIC

 

[gabizou]

CITIZEN AUDIT COMPLETE

Strongholdx - does not exist
Punisher79 - Can't count to citizen list
Ruethian- doesn't exist
Aaronpinto - doesn't exist
AlexDaParrot - August 15th
Amartin99999 - doesn't exist
Bclass - doesn't exist
Daimaru - doesn't exist
DarkDanny - September 2nd
Darkest_Inferno - doesn't exist
Extremeasaurus - September 3rd
Flamableninjaa - doesn't exist
Flamablepenguin - doesn't exist
Frozenfirebomb - doesn't exist
Germtheworm - doesn't exist
Gman7066 - doesn't exist
jlane830 - September 4th
Jmex - doesn't exist
Jorict - doesn't exist
Jrdiver -doesn't exist
Kabs - doesn't exist
Levitskyy - doesn't exist
Lightjak202 - doesn't exist
McEmpires - doesn't exist
Mukhtar1 - September 3rd
Nexeoes - September 4th
Nolimits42 - doesn't exist
Orik33 - doesn't exist
Overall6 - doesn't exist
RealMadrid727 - Doesn't exist
Remixed89 - doesn't exist
Sacapuntas - doesn't exist
Sixbed - doesn't exist
SxCxW - August 26th
Tips48 - doesn't exist
Valyou3 - doesn't exist
Wolfgang784 - doesn't exist

Please update list with proper spellings/capitalizations. If not fixed by next Saturday, Township considered to become inactive.

 

[toadsworth29]

I'm SOOOO glad I'm not Stronghold atm (who doesn't exist).

 

[gabizou]

I'm SOOOO glad I'm not Stronghold atm (who doesn't exist).

It's simply a point I'm trying to get through to the mayors/thread owners to make their citizenlists exactly as they appear in game (you can use /ch who to make sure)

 

[dmil23]

I'm SOOOO glad I'm not Stronghold atm (who doesn't exist).

Yeah, someone has a lot of fixing to do!

 

[Matt5327]

Problem1: Some of these people have logged in since 2 weeks ago.

Problem2: Why am I, and many other GC members, not on this list?

 

[Malphugus]

Problem1: Some of these people have logged in since 2 weeks ago.
Its because of the capitalisation. If it's not spelled EXACTLY then /lastlogin just says they don't exist.
Capitalisation should not matter. A username search shouldn't be case-sensitive However, I assume that Notch allows a user named john to be different to one named John. Damn you notch!


Problem2: Why am I, and many other GC members, not on this list?

Because this is list is just the inactives and ppl who's names are not correct.

Will clean these up but I'm going to need your help guys.
I can't get online Sun-Thurs until after midnight (because of work + my crazy timezone). So /ch who is not very helpful for me. If you are online please use/ch who and pm me any corrected names for that list.

 

[Malphugus]

Yeah, someone has a lot of fixing to do!

This from a mayor who doesn't know the coords for his own town

 

[ruethian]

yeh alot of those are capitalization problems....

 

[Punisher79]

I say we string up the guy who originally made this list.

Its FREAKIN terrible!

 

[Malphugus]

Fixed. It's all fixed I say! Keep the hot tar and feathers away from meeeeeeee...

 

[Malphugus]

Pay your taxes or the cute puppy gets a bullet

We are all very dissapointed in you.

You know who you are.

This is all your fault.

KA-CLICK

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BLAMMO!

 

[Matt5327]

The best part is I understand the full impact of the joke.