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JupiterRome

Legacy Supporter 5
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Mar 24, 2013
Location
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CoolBeans279 said:
Delf comes back, but ruins all classes you like and camps 24/7

I wish jupiter was good.
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Jupiter Gets Good and coolbeans STILL CANT beat him 1v1 so he sends Jupiter a box of choclates that explodes and kills him...
I wish coolbeans would stahp being mean to me D:
 
Dsawemd

Dsawemd

Legacy Supporter 8
Joined
Jun 16, 2011
JupiterRome said:
I wish coolbeans would stahp being mean to me D:
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CoolBeans279 and JupiterRome stop being enemies. They become acquaintances, then friends, then best buddies, then one day while walking in the park without thinking about it, CoolBeans279 reaches down and takes JupiterRome's hand.
Suddenly JupiterRome kisses CoolBeans279. Things get steamy in the park.
Now married to Cool, with a kid adopted from every Continent (except Antarctica, but they have dibs on the first kid to be born there), JupiterRome lives a wonderful live full of love, taking care of his kids, sending them off to school, and taking CoolBeans deep inside his.... heart when he gets home from his job as a janitor in the AIDS/STD ward of the local hospital

I wish that I could come up with really good Get-Rich-Quick Ideas, and then make them a reality and get rich quickly.
 
devotedworker

devotedworker

Retired Staff
Max Legacy Supporter
Joined
Oct 20, 2012
Location
Dungeon Heroes Server
Dsawemd said:
CoolBeans279 and JupiterRome stop being enemies. They become acquaintances, then friends, then best buddies, then one day while walking in the park without thinking about it, CoolBeans279 reaches down and takes JupiterRome's hand.
Suddenly JupiterRome kisses CoolBeans279. Things get steamy in the park.
Now married to Cool, with a kid adopted from every Continent (except Antarctica, but they have dibs on the first kid to be born there), JupiterRome lives a wonderful live full of love, taking care of his kids, sending them off to school, and taking CoolBeans deep inside his.... heart when he gets home from his job as a janitor in the AIDS/STD ward of the local hospital

I wish that I could come up with really good Get-Rich-Quick Ideas, and then make them a reality and get rich quickly.
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Your good at them, but never have the money to make em happen :_:
I wish for no more wishes
 
7thKnight

7thKnight

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Jan 14, 2011
Location
Vancouver, Canada
w0nd3rb0y said:
You begin to travel through space, run out of oxygen, and realize there are no rest stops for the next 150 million light years.

I wish I was a scratch golfer
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Revive the thread cause Dsawemd is a terrible lawyer.

On your first scratch game you raise your club and a bolt of lightning shoots down and ends your career right there. What a beautiful blue day it was too.

I wish I won the lottery
 
LightningCape

LightningCape

Holy Shit!
Joined
Sep 4, 2012
Location
Republic City, Earth Kingdom
Domitius said:
Revive the thread cause Dsawemd is a terrible lawyer.

On your first scratch game you raise your club and a bolt of lightning shoots down and ends your career right there. What a beautiful blue day it was too.

I wish I won the lottery
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While buying all those lottery tickets you sell your house for extra money, Your wife and kids leave you before you finally win.

I wish for a book to read
 
DefaultTexture

DefaultTexture

Legacy Supporter 4
Joined
Nov 19, 2012
LightningCape said:
While buying all those lottery tickets you sell your house for extra money, Your wife and kids leave you before you finally win.

I wish for a book to read
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Your wish comes true, and you are forced to read 50 Shades of Shizz. I pour hot oil into your eyes hoping to burn the images away.
I wish @barbas0l was circumcised.
 
Dsawemd

Dsawemd

Legacy Supporter 8
Joined
Jun 16, 2011
CoolBeans279 said:
I wish i could beat poopoopoolazerz in a 1v1
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You log out of Herocraft. You will never play again. Your computer is so GODly it can render 3-d Pornography in holograms, and you that is how you die, starved to death in front of a holographic version of Kill Bill Volume 2.
  • Seriously, you can't beat Pew without about 1000$ worth of hardware.

I wish that someone would recommend a book that is similar to the Bartimaeus Trilogy.
 
7thKnight

7thKnight

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Jan 14, 2011
Location
Vancouver, Canada
Your headset is fixed but now when you watch porn it must only be at full volume(at least loud of enough for someone to notice)

I wish to i could travel around the world.
 
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MunchlaxHero

Max Legacy Supporter
Joined
May 19, 2013
Domitius said:
Your headset is fixed but now when you watch porn it must only be at full volume(at least loud of enough for someone to notice)

I wish to i could travel around the world.
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in that very moment the world was forever changed, Domitius traveled around the world too fast and made everything Taco Tuesday. There was only Taco Tuesdays.

i wish for 3 more wishes, what now punks i won.
 
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MunchlaxHero

Max Legacy Supporter
Joined
May 19, 2013
Dsawemd said:
CoolBeans279 and JupiterRome stop being enemies. They become acquaintances, then friends, then best buddies, then one day while walking in the park without thinking about it, CoolBeans279 reaches down and takes JupiterRome's hand.
Suddenly JupiterRome kisses CoolBeans279. Things get steamy in the park.
Now married to Cool, with a kid adopted from every Continent (except Antarctica, but they have dibs on the first kid to be born there), JupiterRome lives a wonderful live full of love, taking care of his kids, sending them off to school, and taking CoolBeans deep inside his.... heart when he gets home from his job as a janitor in the AIDS/STD ward of the local hospital

I wish that I could come up with really good Get-Rich-Quick Ideas, and then make them a reality and get rich quickly.
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O thank god, im not the only one that thought they would be perfect together
 
Fjordsen

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Domitius said:
If any of your three new wishes isn't to give dsawemd a foot rub your legs get chopped off.

I wish i never needed to sleep.
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You never sleep again, but commit suicide from depression after playing too much during odd times when only scrubs like EtKEnn are online.

I wish my average ping to HC was better than 300ms
 
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