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The War Of Evil and Good: A War That Won't End Without Blood

Who do you support?

  • Total voters
    25
  • Poll closed .
Solidze

Solidze

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Feb 11, 2013
Jmandudeguy said:
THE BEGINNING: Let me begin by saying the NakedMen are allies of the Kingdom of Oblivion. We mean no harm when we declare this war. With that I will begin by explaining what happened on 3/23/2013 7:30 PM CST. PewPewPewLasers, Has400, Leo2596, and myself were at water spires. Has400 was sulking across the land near the spires when Leo2596 a dastardly villain decided to attack him. He put on his shiny butter armor, drew his hoe, and charged at him yelling for "For Akatsuki! We will avenge TheRamenDude," at the time I had no idea what this means, and I still have no idea what it means. However it must have to do with their leader's orders: His orders were to preform a Coup De E'tat on the Kingdom. They were to kill the NakedMen and the NakedMen Police in order to prevent the LO Kingdom from resisting their absolute control. I decided at that moment to blow up the TNT that I had acquired from Has400 as a gift in order to protect him, but it didn't save him. It in fact killed him and Leo2596, but as the great commander Jared said in the battle of MineROME, "A war will always have casualties." I left Has400's dead body there fleeing to my home in order to process the event that had occurred when Ezmac2099 and FrankyDemon1996 came flying over the hill chasing the newly respwaned Has400 and PewPewPewLasers. I sprung into action chasing the attackers away and when I began to speak to the Victims the new force commanded by Ez and Franky came over the hill with about 6 people. I couldn't believe it when I realized what was happening. It was a Coup De E'tat. There plan was to destroy the only other police force in LO, and then take command of the kingdom. And when I attempted to negotiate peace there were insurgents in the city seeking to destroy it and dissolve the peace in LO kingdom, and so when I found out there was an obvious course of action. And the war came. Here is the conversation that ensued when I confronted them about their actions: http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/16964475/NakedMen_War (most of the sound effects were made by Has400 please excuse them). Now you know what happened on this fateful day and it's your decision on whose side you will support; either the NakedMen or the Akatsuki. Decide now commoner because your help is needed in the war. We NEED YOU!

EDIT: After talking with them about peace again Leo2596 decided to attempt to trick me by disguising as members of my guild, it was at the least pathetic. Here is what he told me:
19:34 - "Leo2596" pokes you: i will shit in ur mouth and destroy the naked men :D
19:34 - "Leo2596" pokes you.
19:34 - "Leo2596" pokes you: FUCK DA POLICE
19:35 - "Leo2596" pokes you: It is dont listen to ouda WE WILL FUCK DA POLICE
19:38 - "Leo2596" pokes you: I will destroy the naked men by fully clothing them.
19:40 - "has600" pokes you: Im leaving the naked men
19:40 - "has600" pokes you: SCRUB
19:40 - "Da_burg" pokes you: Im leaving
19:40 - "Jmandudguy" pokes you: im leaving WHORE
20:14 - "Leo2596" pokes you: link it when ur done
"Leo2596" is now known as "Has600" , "Has600" is now known as "Leo2596",
"Leo2596" is now known as "Da_burg" , "Da_burg" is now known as "Leo2596",
"Leo2596" is now known as "Jmandudguy". <---Evidence




THE END: AFTER THE VICTORY IN THIS WAR EACH MEMBER OF MY SIDE WILL BE GIVEN THE ITEMS AND WILL PARTAKE IN THE TALKS OF PEACE.
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MajorasMask

MajorasMask

Ungodly
Joined
Sep 3, 2011
Location
Earth
I'm offended that Undergrowth was not listed as a participant. Our tactic of war? Mass spam trees all over your shit untill you rage quit.

We're just being generous.
 
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