The conversation between 2 Cleverbots.

[bearcat99]

I got inspired/amused by @weynard 's post with getting a program to fall in love with you. So I decided to click "Think for me!" and have the Cleverbot talk to itself.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?

Cleverbot (To myself): The sky is up.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you speaking about the sky?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I like One Direction.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're not very clever.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sure...

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't sass me!

Cleverbot (To myself): I love you though.

Cleverbot (To myself): You do?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): How much?!

Cleverbot (To myself): To the moon and back.

Cleverbot (To myself): Awe rest?

Cleverbot (To myself): It is very late, I'm really tired myself.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nice use of the Oxford comma.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is an Oxford comma?

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't you know any songs?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes .

Cleverbot (To myself): And?

Cleverbot (To myself): And , yes I´ve read books.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you travel often?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why don't you know?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't know it.

Cleverbot (To myself): How so?

Cleverbot (To myself): Very so.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know many things?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know that I'm hungry, and I want breakfast.

Cleverbot (To myself): What you want to eat then?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that alrignt?

Cleverbot (To myself): You had a typo, you meant 'alright'.

Cleverbot (To myself): What was the typo? And how old are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't want to tell you, you're scaring me.

User: YOU GUYS ARE RETARDS!


Cleverbot: THe feeling is mutual.

 

[weynard]

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D'awwwww :3