The Umbronian's seem to have forgotten their history. Let's remind them. Long ago, there was a small town that went by the name Umbra. It was discovered by a great wizard!
macura. He called upon the help of a Honorable Samurai, le w0nd3r. le w0nd3r and macura traveled to the small town of Umbra, and waited for its citizen to "attempt" to defend themselves. It was a sad and pathetic show of poor skill from the Umbro's, and all were executed by the 2 man TC team. So Umbra went into panic mode. How would they ever defeat the TC??
TRAPS!!! We shall compare our skill with a number of traps, while they hide behind an Iron door, crying out for mercy. After the shear destruction of Umbra, the rest of the TC decided they wanted the taste of blood. So, all rose to the occasion. Dreary, HJ, Pap, c12, macura, pernix, shizz, jbird, w0nd3r, burk, kwong, and many others frequented the Umbra territory, killing the townies at every opportunity. However, the great heros of TC were called away for even more greatness, and left Bastion for more glory. Then name of that fearless group remains, however, not the same power. The Umbros finally grew a pair, and began to fight, and thought that they had become as strong as the TC, yet fail to remember the days of true greatness. Though, they may think they have beaten us, they are from for the powerhouse TC was. One day, the heroes may return to cut the throats of the Umbros once again. Only time will tell. Fear not, for we are TC. TC OR DIE!!!