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ALERT SHOW US YOUR FACE! (if you dare)

Joined
Jun 19, 2013
Hello. My name is WarriorLlama. And I play Minecraft - a lot of Minecraft. You could say that I'm addicted. For the past few years, my friends have encouraged me to engage more in real life situations. Although this does not appeal me, I chose to go wild and made a very rash decision. For one day, and one day only, I decided to detach myself from the world of Minecraft and venture off into the strange actuality that is real life. So here it is. Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce you to the story of my life.

Its morning. The scorching light beams through my curtains and makes me squirm into the darkest corner of my bedroom. I am forced into a state of drowsiness but I manage to stumble towards the bathroom. This is the start of a new day.

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I decide to go for a wonder to the local park. Good to get some exercise, y'nno. I take a seat on a bench and put on my seductive face. Just in case someone I know walks past.

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An old man walks by. Did he just wink at me? I think he did... mission accomplished.

I get a phone call from my friends. They want to go the beach. Its hot and sunny, and swarming with people. One problem. I hate hot and sunny, and I don't like crowds. Too squishy. Probably the reason I detest the seaside, but I decide to make the most of the occasion by bringing my bucket and spade to build a sandcastle. At least then I can pretend I'm playing Minecraft.

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The afternoon passes by slowly. But my adventures aren't over yet. As the sun begins to set and the moon rises, I transform from my usual, normal self, into a partying machine. I'm told we're going dancing, so I slip into my Nicki Minaj costume and start to shake my booty.

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I attract all kinds of attention. Looks like I really do have that Va Va Voom Voom.

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The night rolls on. But I feel like something is missing. I need to get my groove on. I need something to make heads turn. I need something explosive.

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I pull on my creeper suit and start hissing. Ssssssssss. I notice eyes flicker in my direction and I make sure I'm looking extra ssssssexy. It seems the women find the look attractive. I really feel like the elephant creeper in the room.

Home time at last. Nearly time for bed. But there's still time for a midnight snack. I proceed to the fridge.

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So that's my life. I hope you like my style of womping. Goodnight.


P.S. Dear @Shazzzar, I told you I'd do it. I hope people don't think I'm weird. Oh and put ur number 2s in da air if u did it on 'em.
 

STDs4YouAnd4Me

Legacy Supporter 8
Joined
Sep 11, 2012
Heres a couple of pictures from my vacation. Went on a cruise to Cozumel Mexico.
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Drinking age is 18 in mexico. ;)
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zachimon on the left and me on the right. Went zip lining by the beach.

No joke, that same guy served me beer when I went to Cozumel a few years ago. I know its racist to say all Mexicans look the same, but I'm certain it was him. Small world.
 
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