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EVERYONE CHECK THE FRONT PAGE FOR THE FULL STORY NOW! :)
P.S. Can we get some ratings on this truly inspirational story?
 

comfyfutons

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Joined
Oct 5, 2013
"There it was underwater tentacle rape time!" Shouted the melon whilst humping furiously.
Then a plentitude of anal wyrms began ravaging the cactus filled with crack, weed, banana, rape, dog hair, saturn.
One of it had green eyes that shimmered in warm delight.
It seemed that the couch had herpies...
and everytime finds her boyfriend was covering his collection of dildos with the odd liquid.
Glistening wild Kainzos came from the sky.
Obama was yelling whilst danda got into Danielcan before he was removed from existance.
Then Angyles yelled "along damn landlubbers".
Nearby thousands of wild, crazed Lion-Turtles sprang zestfully up until...
They curiously found a templar in a bottle of farts that exploded into a million pieces of shit pickles.
Aerokii discovered drugs and he thought of slippery genital fondling.
Afterwards the world turned into a giant hole of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon and then everything disintegrated.
Billy Joel is gay and likes to restore buttholes to ten thousand ke$ha babies.
Popular kids loves their sticky Magic Mayo. Pastafarianism.
Then a cow swam into a chair made of bree cheese.
Sometimes they enjoy cocaine with their PUPPIES.
Meanwhile monkeys hornswoggle a pair of wild snickers.
Afterwards vigorously jumped torwards a million of attractive skunks licking diligently.
They ran out of pickles quickly and that smelt sexual.
Once rabies had babies it was scabies that had a carton of grandbabies that all held giant lull...abies?
The robots were dwarven batteries inside some huge gorillas.
Anime

"maybe?"
 
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