I got lucky and joined the map a week and a half after it reset. I was bored with my previous server and stumbled on this one. I immediately went on a search to find a 'good town', one that had a lot of members and didn't suck. I ended up joining Braavos and started to adjust to getting to know an entire server of new names. The hardest part was keeping track of players I SHOULDN'T kill, and not those who I should. I honestly don't know how new members of LO cope; half the server are their allies.
Anyway, things were going fine enough until I convinced my friend @
I_Love_Miners to play minecraft and on HeroCraft. Naturally, we wanted to be in the same town so he applied to Braavos twice, and got denied twice. The reason was because he had too much of an advanced sense of humour for @
Jonsoon to comprehend. In retaliation, disgusted at how much of a dweeb Braavos' mayor was, I left Braavos and joined Genesis.
To spare @
ZenZiggy the humiliation, I'll just paraphrase my time on Genesis as being... shit. After about 3-4 weeks of Miners and I drowning in Genesis (it was a sinking ship, after all) I was secretly trying to find a town that was swerve enough for us. I had my bags packed and nearly ready to go to Gravkoc until a fella named @
lumont private messaged me asking if I can spawn animals in his town. I agreed and made my way to his town, Umbra. When I got there it was full of derps just derping around hitting each other with a loaf of bread. I asked Lumont what he wanted to do with all of the cows and he said, and I quote "we need milk to make cookies".
I told Miners about Umbra, we decided to give it a go. We didn't even have to apply and we got ACCEPTED!!! At first I was skeptical that I'd last long in Umbra because the level of derpiness was too damn high. Slowly but surely, Umbra consumed me and I too became a derp.
So in summary, my best memory on Bastion is when I became Mom.