If Santa was real...

[pandaman7]

/skill jump.

 

[MajorasMask]

Teleportation

 

[jason8261]

An ounce of pukka cheese

 

[jwplayer0]

The ability to fast forward/rewind life, so I can skip all the shitty parts, fix all my mistakes and eventually rule the world.

 

[Fjordsen]

Magic, so i could do whatever i want just by think about it (thats kinda like infinite wishes)

 

[theonlyasianguy]

A Non-Sarcastic Sense of Humour

 

[toadsworth29]

An Non-Sarcastic Sense of Humour

I want people to use grammar.

 

[agentjwall]

The ability to control probability curves. Then I could bend Quantum Mechanics to my will, making me an all powerful being.

Anything less than that would be a waste of a present...

 

[Thejoker1177]

A Life

 

[Acherous]

/skill jump.

/skill superjump

 

[xpeterc1]

A pill to stop procrastination?
(My only weakness)

 

[Kingtom404]

The Gift.... of Friendship...

 

[ICherry_girl]

A baby pet hydra.

 

[c12095]

/skill jump irl

 

[theonlyasianguy]

A baby pet hydra.

When you say Hydra, do you mean the Hydralisk from Starcraft 2?

 

[Psychokhaos]

I'd say, but, I'd have to send my assassins after you. My preparations are almost done... think I have enough nukes...

More than Russia, in fact

@Kingtom knows how efficient my assassins are. Just too many note cards...

 

[Kingtom404]

*shiver* never again... I'm sorry Mormon... Please forgive me...

 

[Phantom195]

I would wish for a real wish.....

 

[OrangeAngel]

Wait... Are you telling me he isn't? You just ruined my childhood! You heartless...

 

[Kingtom404]

Wait... Are you telling me he isn't? You just ruined my childhood! You heartless...

Shhh, No orange, don't listen to these bad people... Just listen to mommy, kay? And Mommy says everything will be alright... Shh... don't cry...