IAmA - Person

[AlexDaParrot]

Since all the other introductions seem to be silly little things, I decided I'd set up an open question answer thing to see if I can get anyone to ask me silly questions!

All questions will be answered. ​

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Background:​

Age: 18​

Location: Wisconsin​

Hobbies: Hating winter, reading books, doing lame stuff​

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What I dislike: Stuff​

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[ASOCxREAPERx]

Is it normal that whenever I see your avatar, my brain makes me smell stinky parrots in a cage?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

Is it normal that whenever I see your avatar, my brain makes me smell stinky parrots in a cage?

I'd assume not! As you can see, the parrot in my avatar is neatly groomed and forward looking. I'd go see your family physician about the matter.

 

[ASOCxREAPERx]

Good advice, even though I currently lack the initiative to take it.

 

[Plasma78]

What is the range of (x – y) if 3 < x < 4 and -2 < y< -1?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

What is the range of (x – y) if 3 < x < 4 and -2 < y< -1?

Range = 4 < R < 6

 

[Plasma78]

oh wise parrot, what is the meaning of life?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

42 + A Cracker.

 

[Plasma78]

you truly are all know and wise !!!!!!!!!!

 

[AlexDaParrot]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here forever as I noted above.

 

[applelove]

Brawwwwk?

Also, do parrots eat apples? Do you dislike spring too? What is your opinion on corn?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

Brawwwwk?

Also, do parrots eat apples? Do you dislike spring too? What is your opinion on corn?

Peanutbutter.

Parrots eat apple slices, whole apples are not good.

Parrots love spring! They finally get to fly in the sun again after those blustery winter months.

Corn should be used to feed people, not provide power. We can't eat Uranium, so that should be used for power. However, if you combined the two, we could have radioactive mutant corn - Which could provide power, food, and super abilities.

 

[ASOCxREAPERx]

Corn should be used to feed people, not provide power. We can't eat Uranium, so that should be used for power. However, if you combined the two, we could have radioactive mutant corn - Which could both provide power, food, and super abilities.

I'm speechless... The brilliance of this post is too much for me.

 

[AlexDaParrot]

I'm speechless... The brilliance of this post is too much for me.

Ask more questions ^_~

 

[applelove]

How risky, offering to answer any question an entire forum may throw at you. Were you a woman, I think this thread would be full right now.
Are you a girl parrot?

Also, is Alex short for anything?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

How risky, offering to answer any question an entire forum may throw at you. Were you a woman, I think this thread would be full right now.
Are you a girl parrot?

Also, is Alex short for anything?

I am not a female parrot, sorry .

Alex is not short for anything, except maybe Alex The Parrot from that perspective.

 

[Fjordsen]

If a pony tries to eat a parrot, why does the princess throw up coins on the floor?

 

[AlexDaParrot]

If a pony tries to eat a parrot, why does the princess throw up coins on the floor?

Because after such a grotesque scene, the princess is obviously forced to pony up.

 

[impulsepaci]

Who is awesome?

 

[Fjordsen]

Because after such a grotesque scene, the princess is obviously forced to pony up.

But the pony failed at eating the parrot, so what happens when Tarzan arrives and tries to mate with the snails?