MajorasMask
Ungodly
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2011
- Location
- Earth
I got this idea from a previous thread on the forums. I thought it would be a good laugh so I have done it below. If you are honestly so offended by these don't be, we all know the HC community consists of good people! 
Below shows what people present themselves as, hardcore people, big strong tough guys or hot girls. Under these pictures are more realistic ones, showing what we are ACTUALLY like, along with a small explaination.
Lets start with the basics:
MAJORASMASK:
Presented:
Mad scientist! ^
Actually:
A very ugly nerd! ^ (This is NOT me IRL, don't ask)
DAZUREUS:
Presented:
Dazureus is an alright guy. Presents himself to be an average person, like your everyday office worker. Does the job the best they can. ^
Actually:
Really a posh guy. I have never seen anyone speak so formally in a video game... crazy shit right there!
^
NEOTETRO:
Presented:
A party animal somewhere in this rave. ^
Actually:
He is not black (last time I checked) but he does like his religion!
XANIPHER:
Presented:
Nothing more than bacon. She is presented like this due to the masses of fan support she gets in game whenever she says ''Hi''.
Actually:
I have a feeling she somehow wants to break everybodies limbs secretly. Oh what madness she can create with that [Admin] title.
TEXTEO:
Presented:
A powerful warrior (having mastered all 4 warrior specs on the Zeal map). ^
Actually:
Maybe not from England, but a gentleman none the less. ^
HANPETER:
Presented:
A typical teenage boy (well I presume he is a teenager). ^
Actually:
A real bad man down to earth! ^
BARNUBUS:
Presented:
I heard she likes cookies. Everyone says she is a derp but...
Actually:
She is a dangerous person. Seriously, got my killed in Rangpur once. Tricked me into the region then trapped me, lava dumped me too. I lost around 4 gold I collected when mining underground around the town (looking for openings inside). When she gets the [Mod] title, all shit will go down.
KAINZO:
Presented:
He is shown to be an almighty God, the creator of all and the strongest. Well, that is the case in HC - he has every admin power (I think).
Actually:
Just your average guy. I know what he sounds like, looks likeand I know what he does everyday. He is a perfect representative for the average human male, really. He is not fat, ugly, skinny, short, too tall or bald. Strange really, I thought he would look like this:
Or maybe he does I dunno.
BRUTALACERATE:
Presented:
Somewhere in that rave.
Actually:
I need not say anything. (This choice has been made exactly to what he has said to me, I don't lie!)
Below shows what people present themselves as, hardcore people, big strong tough guys or hot girls. Under these pictures are more realistic ones, showing what we are ACTUALLY like, along with a small explaination.
Lets start with the basics:
MAJORASMASK:
Presented:
Mad scientist! ^
Actually:
A very ugly nerd!
^ (This is NOT me IRL, don't ask)DAZUREUS:
Presented:
Dazureus is an alright guy. Presents himself to be an average person, like your everyday office worker. Does the job the best they can. ^
Actually:
Really a posh guy. I have never seen anyone speak so formally in a video game... crazy shit right there!
^NEOTETRO:
Presented:
A party animal somewhere in this rave. ^
Actually:
He is not black (last time I checked) but he does like his religion!
XANIPHER:
Presented:
Nothing more than bacon. She is presented like this due to the masses of fan support she gets in game whenever she says ''Hi''.
Actually:
I have a feeling she somehow wants to break everybodies limbs secretly. Oh what madness she can create with that [Admin] title.
TEXTEO:
Presented:
A powerful warrior (having mastered all 4 warrior specs on the Zeal map). ^
Actually:
Maybe not from England, but a gentleman none the less. ^
HANPETER:
Presented:
A typical teenage boy (well I presume he is a teenager). ^
Actually:
A real bad man down to earth! ^
BARNUBUS:
Presented:
I heard she likes cookies. Everyone says she is a derp but...
Actually:
She is a dangerous person. Seriously, got my killed in Rangpur once. Tricked me into the region then trapped me, lava dumped me too. I lost around 4 gold I collected when mining underground around the town (looking for openings inside). When she gets the [Mod] title, all shit will go down.
KAINZO:
Presented:
He is shown to be an almighty God, the creator of all and the strongest. Well, that is the case in HC - he has every admin power (I think).
Actually:
Just your average guy. I know what he sounds like, looks like
Or maybe he does I dunno.
BRUTALACERATE:
Presented:
Somewhere in that rave.
Actually:
I need not say anything. (This choice has been made exactly to what he has said to me, I don't lie!
)
