Eclipse vs Umbra: War over Little Benny

[Falker57]

It has been reported that Umbra has taken Little Benny as a hostage. Their demands are unreasonable so Eclipse has decided to handle this matter via a different route. We have declared war on Umbra for our little Benny back. Ditta has been weeping for his Little Benny for months now. He misses the oddly shaped head, the blank stare and most of all the fact that he could change his lab coats on command. Eclipse will not submit to your outrageous demands.
Be prepared. We are armed and determined to get our friend back.

For all who do not know what little Benny looks like we have mass produced Milk cartons with Little Bennys picture. They can be seen here: http://i.imgur.com/9QjG7.png

 

[leftovers5]

Lol! Sounds good! Get Benny back.

 

[Falker57]

XxSamdamanxX to show we mean bussiness

 

[MultiHeartGold]

You guys better make some videos of this. Would be interesting. Eclipse shall win the war.

 

[jazza411]

I would cry from laughter if Littlebenny applied for a whitelist tomorrow.

 

[Acherous]

Pfffft. Falker stealing the thing i stole from dmil. Stealception WoleverEntun donnymeyer

 

[victim130]

Pfffft. Falker stealing the thing i stole from dmil. Stealception WoleverEntun donnymeyer

You got trolled hard by Konny lol Umbro's are pretty big dick heads and already won the hate of the whole server, but this time they are getting wrecked by the TC, FC, Eclipse and Me

 

[Acherous]

You got trolled hard by Konny lol Umbro's are pretty big dick heads and already won the hate of the whole server, but this time they are getting wrecked by the TC, FC, Eclipse and Me

I know nothing of the current standings of groups in the server.

 

[victim130]

I know nothing of the current standings of groups in the server.

I know lol, but just don't join Umbra, its pretty bad :/ I'd explain the entirety of it all, but its a lot.

 

[Kwong050]

You got trolled hard by Konny lol Umbro's are pretty big dick heads and already won the hate of the whole server, but this time they are getting wrecked by the TC, FC, Eclipse and Me

lol I love how you are like "they are getting wrecked by the TC, FC, Eclipse and Me"

 

[Falker57]

Please keep this thread on topic. If you have nothing to contribute to the saving of little benny or you would not like to contribute to the war then do not post. Benny is in pain, ditta feels it. We must get him out. We have started handing out milk carton of his picture.

 

[victim130]

Please keep this thread on topic. If you have nothing to contribute to the saving of little benny or you would not like to contribute to the war then do not post. Benny is in pain, ditta feels it. We must get him out. We have started handing out milk carton of his picture.

While it was slightly off-topic, I was thinning the numbers of your enemy! This makes an assault easier

 

[Acherous]

While it was slightly off-topic, I was thinning the numbers of your enemy! This makes an assault easier

I don't know... If I join umbra I can make the trade of benny for my cat... I heard Sky forge sold it to eclipse!

 

[Fjordsen]

You got trolled hard by Konny lol Umbro's are pretty big dick heads and already won the hate of the whole server, but this time they are getting wrecked by the TC, FC, Eclipse and Me

FC = Eclipse

 

[Falker57]

While it was slightly off-topic, I was thinning the numbers of your enemy! This makes an assault easier

That is true. We do need spys to sneak into umbra and gather the intel to find where little Benny is located. We have word that Little Benny is deep in the depths of Umbra located in an underground outhouse. The information is outdated, however, because our spy has been slaughtered by Umbraians. They are ruthless.

I don't know... If I join umbra I can make the trade of benny for my cat... I heard Sky forge sold it to eclipse!

We have already agreed to not make any negotiations, however your cat is indeed in our possession. He has been fed baked beans and leftover sausage in cschris's farm. We might negotiate the trade for the two different prisoners. Ditta REALLY wants little benny back.

 

[leftovers5]

leftover sausage

Why does everybody want to eat me?!

 

[victim130]

I got bored, so I made this:

 

[Aburido_burrito]

Pfffft. Falker stealing the thing i stole from dmil. Stealception WoleverEntun donnymeyer

They took gunther. You know who.

 

[victim130]

I'll make another here soon

 

[victim130]

Here is part 2

Enjoy!