Community Gaming: Oregon Trail (Zombies)

[Leo2596]

Can I be on the next one

 

[LightningCape]

I know it's late but here we go!First run going up now. Best of luck to Trip #4!
The leader @Jasquan
His Waifu @EtKEnn
Their adopted son @DJAlphaWolf
A hitchhiker @nonamemajdeath
A local prostitute "GoldHeart" @MultiHeartGold

 

[LightningCape]

Well we all remember this place for the last trips. mind the zombies!

Guys I know you're low on fuel, but don't drink that shit.

 

[LightningCape]

The crew arrives in the fields of friendly zombies!

Well I guess the shit road water was the only thing they had.

Sigh, @DJAlphaWolf couldn't handle the thirst. He had @Jasquan stop the car to go drink some more shit water behind the car. I didn't go well.

@Jasquan said fuck it. He closed the car door and went full reverse, tragically ending @DJAlphaWolf 's life.

 

[Fjordsen]

Good call @Jasquan

 

[LightningCape]

@Jasquan spots @Jonsoon 's old rusty car from trip #1. He then violently rips a chunk out of it cause he's a fucking badass.

The rest of the crew goes through the food left in the car and find some interesting stuff.

 

[Jasquan]

The sweetest muffler around. Thanks @Jonsoon

 

[LightningCape]

@EtKEnn decided to try some of the fruit first. The smell of the fruit attracted zombies. Shit

Just as @Jasquan put down his son so too did he end his beloved waifu by pushing @EtKEnn out the side of the moving car. Rip in peace.

 

[Fjordsen]

@EtKEnn decided to try some of the fruit first. The smell of the fruit attracted zombies. Shit

Just as @Jasquan put down his son so too did he end his beloved waifu by pushing @EtKEnn out the side of the moving car. Rip in peace.

MY LEGACY, NOOOOO

 

[Jasquan]

MY LEGACY, NOOOOO

I-I swear! It wasn't on purpose! Don't worry my love - I WILL LIVE THROUGH THIS, AND FIND A CURE. YOU WILL LIVE! Well, I guess I'll need to resurrect you too... I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN

 

[Fjordsen]

I-I swear! It wasn't on purpose! Don't worry my love - I WILL LIVE THROUGH THIS, AND FIND A CURE. YOU WILL LIVE! Well, I guess I'll need to resurrect you too... I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN

;-;

 

[Jasquan]

;-;

shhhh u'll live
i'll make it happen

 

[LightningCape]

3 left, and this is how far they've come. Not that much.

To try and cheer @Jasquan up, the local prostitute @MultiHeartGold tried to give him a lap dance while he was driving. However he was in no mood and he slapped @MultiHeartGold around.

Filthy whores getting diseases and whatnot.

Oh look it's @Squid_bot 's car from trip #2. Better take some bullets

 

[MultiHeartGold]

Just when I thought everything's okay, my diseases started kicking in :/

 

[LightningCape]

@Jasquan actually had to waste a medkit on @MultiHeartGold . wow

This apparently angered the gods of nature

@Jasquan checks the map. Not bad

 

[Jasquan]

Don't worry people I got this. I've done it before, I'm the Master of Diseases.

 

[LightningCape]

@MultiHeartGold tried to apply some prostitute skills to raise money from the local scavengers. Without protection sadly

@Jasquan had to use the money on expensive medications instead of food. This whole incident took 4 hours.

He then proceeded to smack that bitch @MultiHeartGold around for wasting so much time.

See I told you the gods hate that kind of stuff

 

[MultiHeartGold]

So I seem to be both a magnet to diseases and physical injuries and I still outlived those two people I wont name.

 

[LightningCape]

Halfway point. Keep going!

@nonamemajdeath finally woke up after being asleep this whole time. Only to realize his dream about breaking his leg was real!

In a last attempt to impress @Jasquan and get some money , @MultiHeartGold saw a stranger on the road and jumped out of the car. After several erotic dances @MultiHeartGold realized it was a zombies, but at that point it was far too late.

@Jasquan rolled his eyes as he turned the car around for a minute and ran the two zombies over with the car.

Rip in peace you magnificent slut.

 

[LightningCape]

The second zombie however did not die from the impact of the car, and instead flew through the windows onto the back seats where @nonamemajdeath happened to be sleeping. he got bit.

@Jasquan stopped the car, turned around, and killed the two zombies in the back with his revolver. Taking out the trash

He was now alone...