Billy the Donkey

[Jasquan]

This thread is dedicated to Billy the Donkey, @WitchOnaRampage's fantastic donkey. He's a happy specimen, and he lives free on the farm. He is also very photogenic, and allowed me to take a few pictures to share with y'all.

Spoiler: Images of Billy

If anyone kills Billy the Donkey, I will find out where you live and rip your guts out with a rusty screwdriver. Bye ~<3​

 

[Jasquan]

There's also Billy's best friend, she's a real looker in Billy's book.

Spoiler: Real Looker

If anyone kills her, Billy will find out where you live, and rip your guts out with a rusty drill.​

 

[agedbear]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news... I was utilizing the farm last night and there were no animals. I think it may be time to hunt someone down for the murder of Billy and his girl

*edit* perhaps I was at the farm before Billy arrived?

 

[WitchOnaRampage]

Billy is remarkably skilled in the arts of levitating, fence walking and fence dancing (particularly pirouettes).

Spoiler: Billy the Performance Artist

 

[Jasquan]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news... I was utilizing the farm last night and there were no animals. I think it may be time to hunt someone down for the murder of Billy and his girl

*edit* perhaps I was at the farm before Billy arrived?

He was pushed in 2 minutes before I posted the first post. He's alive alright.

 

[WitchOnaRampage]

Billy is always happy to make a new friend.

 

[Jasquan]

Billy is always happy to make a new friend.

You little sneak, when did you manage to take a picture of me and Billy? Aw it doesn't matter, look at the nose boops happening here

EDIT: Billy does not BELIEVE he can fly, nay, he KNOWS he can fly.

Spoiler: Wings of Love

 

[SurvivalManZ]

@Jasquan
@WitchOnaRampage

I am going to do my best to find that ass and slaughter it in the most gruesome way possible. Don't worry, I'll mail you the intestines. But first, I will rape that ass in the ass, Shrek style.

 

[Jasquan]

@Jasquan
@WitchOnaRampage

I am going to do my best to find that ass and slaughter it in the most gruesome way possible. Don't worry, I'll mail you the intestines. But first, I will rape that ass in the ass, Shrek style.

Could you also send your home adress on the way so I can mail you back the ripped off heads of your family?

EDIT: OMG I missed the perfect chance to call you an asshole

 

[SurvivalManZ]

Could you also send your home adress on the way so I can mail you back the ripped off heads of your family?

EDIT: OMG I missed the perfect chance to call you an asshole

I willl find that donkey....

 

[Jasquan]

I willl find that donkey....

Impossible. You will never find Billy the Donkey.