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Best quotes of Herocraft

Neo_Exdeath

Destroyer Of Worlds
Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jan 12, 2011
a very entertaining day, though over a year old.
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also, gotta love the "what did he do?"
 

Devoshade

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Jun 25, 2011
Location
Afghanistan FOB Sharana
Hmm been some good ones with my guys

Devoshade - Hey C12 i filled Mrpaps tree house with 17 stacks of eggs so many chickens
C12095 - OMFG he is going to kill you
Devoshade - ahhh shit that sucks
C12095 - What ?
Devshade - I forgot about his trapdoor there falling out
Sharpencil - Hey why is there 50 something chickens flying down from our tree
Devoshade - SHIT waste of time dammit

Devoshade - Damn terrorist connection can afford bombs but not good internet over here
C12095 - Wait what

Devoshade - Holy shit look on forums Xanipher is HOT AS HELL
Xanipher - Why thank you
Devoshade - OH SHIT YOUR ONLINE ..... wc

Devoshade - Hell yea i think i can take Kainzo if i met him in RL i like the guy though
Kainzo - You what
Devoshade - Oh shit this isnt Lorien chat my bad homie =) .... dont ban me ... plz

Devoshade - Mrpap i will kill you with a whiplash to the head with my dick

Devoshade - Brb think i forgot to wipe last time all moist ..... plus i need to smoke brb

Devoshade - I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIND OUT WHO ROBBED ME I WILL BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THERE KEYBOARD

Devoshade - Wtf is this infront of my house
Hanpeter77 - Oh something i made for you dig it to see the goodies
(I dig and fall over 40 blocks to my death)
Hanpeter77 - watch your step

Devoshade - Dude my house of wool looks sweet wanna rub all over and in it oh yea
Skyzzz - Hey am i on your regions
Devoshade - Yea from other day helping why
Skyzzz - No reason
Devoshade - WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MY WOOL HOUSE ON FIRE YOU RECTAL FUNGUS

Devoshade - Kainzo mom says you owe us child support when am i gettin it
Kainzo - Same time i get your citys taxes
Devoshade - touche ... touche

Devoshade - OMG my balls smell like month old bacon wrapped in yeast and dead dog
Creon - Ewww what the fuck man
Devoshade - What its not that bad just gotta find something worse to take your mind off smell
Creon - Like what
Devoshade - The taste =)
Creon ...... Fuck you and hell no
Devoshade - Oh come on aint that bad watch ill do it first
 

Multitallented

Legacy Supporter 5
Joined
Aug 31, 2011
I log in one day in xmas town and find the couch turned yellow. There's a sign on the back that said Aphy made a pee pee on the couch. Apherdite was still afk nearby.
 

Hydroking77

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Aug 23, 2011
I remember one time when Kainzo banned Apherdite because she was going grocery shopping.
 

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Js_mine (One of my citizens who doesn't understand plugins): How do I get a region?(This was said right after Canterlot got its region)
Outern88: ./facepalm
Millejinta87: ./facepalm
EtKEnn: ./facepalm
meXc ./facepalm
Js_mine: It doesn't work...
EtKEnn: What doesn't work?
Js_mine: ./facepalm


I never laughed so hard my entire life xD @millejinta87 @meXc @Outern @krislok1998 js_mine
This quote got more likes then frigging OP :confused:
 

KanJam49

Legacy Supporter 4
Joined
Sep 15, 2011
Location
New York
KanJam49 Do you have any good once from Link or Daring? should be lots of those

I have lots of quotes from people >:D

Let's start with Graink

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Next aceshooter11

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Now MasterLink742

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MasterLink742 and -=SAS=- ADaringEnchilada

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This one made me laugh hysterically ShadoWall555

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Danda xD

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Brutalacerate couldn't spell "duchess" he made it "dutchess" first and then did this, bahaha

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And of course RumpTroll <333

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<17:47:08> "RumpTroll": im MJ
<17:47:12> "RumpTroll": Michael Jordan
<17:47:15> "RumpTroll": and michael jackson
<17:47:16> "RumpTroll": same time
<17:47:45> "RumpTroll": I can not only dance like a black dude i can also jump like one

Enjoy xD
 

KanJam49

Legacy Supporter 4
Joined
Sep 15, 2011
Location
New York
<18:36:07> "RumpTroll": What do you mean kanjam? Im like a girl?!
<18:36:23> "RumpTroll": Just because i like pink, men and fashion does not mean im gay!
<18:36:24> "RumpTroll": Gooosh
 
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