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Best quotes of Herocraft

Neotetro

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jun 12, 2011
Location
USA
Feel free to add suggestions ;)

Kainzo: Although the word penis can be fun, with great power comes great responsibility.

Barnubus: Just think of all the things
Barnubus: You can do to a shirtless Neo
Barnubus: With your tongue.

Wervern: Why would I give my money to a dirty cookie theif? That’s like supporting terrorism.

DoubleKiwi: What's going on Neo?! Is the floor eating me again!?

DoubleKiwi: *ahem* On the tropical island with coconut tree, there is a fanciful oasis just for you and me~

Neotetro: Anal beads? What ever happened to good old fashion sex?
boxofspiders: They added beads.

Devoid_v3: is there a starter kit or anything?
Kainzo: heck no
Kainzo: now go die


Sarelth: "Since there are more chinese than anyone else, wouldn't that make us the ones with weird eyes?


Kainzo: I forget sometimes how hardcore we are on herocraft haha
Kainzo: Had some MO players telling me
Kainzo: "Man fuck your server, I just got on and started getting attacked for no reason!"


Kainzo: "Herocraft is a hellish nightmare of sex and awesome, dont afk in it

Kainzo: If bread starts duping, you best tell me. Or I'll steal your kidney.

Kainzo: HCO .org is a website for retarded children, apparently.

DoubleKiwi: Why can't you hop fences in this game? They're freaking lower than most blocks.
Neotetro: Cuz they'll tear your sack open.
DoubleKiwi: Kiwi's sacks are on the inside of their tummies.

DoubleKiwi: I hate games, I'm a women. I have at least one titty, maybe even two.

DoubleKiwi: I'm gonna peck your dick.

DoubleKiwi: I'd blow 10 guys for a pack of trident layers. It's kind of hard though, I usually just stab them with my beak and they run out screaming.

DoubleKiwi: In the Chinese zodiac there are 12 symbols, in the year of the bird there was the bird flu. In the year of the pig there was swine flu. 2012 is the year of the motherfucking dragon.

DoubleKiwi: Be sure to grab the bad of elven silver he keeps tyed around his scrotum, but be careful, elf scrotums have RAZOR SHARP TEETH.


DoubleKiwi: I like your fox hat neo, because it was alive at one point.

DoubleKiwi: I say we ban elf_of_fire from D101. I say we slit his jaggon, elves have those. His inner fire will pour out and we can bottle it.

Neotetro: CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT?!
DoubleKiwi: You know what I'm really into guys? Robot Sex.

ShysuXD: Duken wait! You need porks.

DouleKiwi: My bellybutton fell off.
DoubleKiwi has logged out

Neotetro: frick yo beans.

DoubleKiwi: Girls smell nice...
Neotetro: Not always Kiwi, I met one once that smelled like angry bean burritos and cheese!

Neotetro: They set me on fire and piled me but I wanted that pie guy dead so I ignored them and swung my sword till he was a puddle of jello. Then I died.

Neotetro: Skype is of the devil, just like mumble.

Neotetro: Favorite food. Discuss.
Twidger: Dicks

Majorasmask: *Does backflip and lands on balls*

Kainzo: I am within you, I am talking from within your anus.

Supaskwirrel: Neo, she wants your beef bro

Kainzo has kicked crazy6227 - Do not use your foul language in my house

InAcan: Just do what our ancestors did when they had a problem:
InAcan: Step one, try to mate with it.
InAcan: If unsuccessful proceed to step two and try to eat it.

Icherry_girl: When you ask a girl out, always give a gift, why? Because bitches love gifts

Hanpeter77: You're telling me that girls don't like being called sugartits? I call BS

Neotetro: Hey booby (BuddahHopper)
BuddahHopper: Hey vag

BuddahHopper: I wan smick smack booty til it splish splash

Neotetro: Why are there two inksacks on the floor?
Icherry_girl: They are your kidneys
Neotetro: :O
 

Psychokhaos

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jun 5, 2011
Location
Puyallup, WA, USA
Yeah... @Triforce9
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And that was after blowing a large area of a valley and a mountain up with TNT, several times, crashing the server twice. And that's just the 4 of us clan mates becoming the official idiots. XD
 

Symbolite

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Jan 14, 2011
Devoid_v3: is there a starter kit or anything?
Kainzo: heck no
Kainzo: now go die



Kainzo: I forget sometimes how hardcore we are on herocraft haha
Kainzo: Had some MO players telling me
Kainzo: "Man fuck your server, I just got on and started getting attacked for no reason!"
 

sadikyo

Legacy Supporter 8
Joined
Jul 28, 2011
Location
Kentucky, USA
Here are some quotes I have screenshots of. These range from fun, to strange, to downright offensive. Just posting for posterity :)

* Sarelth: "Since there are more chinese than anyone else, wouldn't that make us the ones with weird eyes?"

* ReedMe: "F*c*
* Reedme: "MY"
* Reedme: "LIFE"
* Reedme: "KAINZO"

* Reedme: "I want a G*dda*n*d Admin"
* Reedme: "wc"

*** [Mod]Neotetro(*( has banned iLoveFishDicks - Exploiting ***

* victim130: "Man I f*c*ing LOVE d*ck in my mouth"

* Kainzo: "Herocraft is a hellish nightmare of sex and awesome, dont afk in it"

* Reedme: "get your ass over here you damned wizard" <-- in trade chat

I have soooo many more amazing ones!
 

kevinlive

Legacy Supporter 2
Joined
Jul 10, 2011
Location
Norway, Vardø
Damn, I've forgot all my good quotes. But I think I remember when someone were calling people for gay and brutal took off, too bad I lost my screenie of it :(

@Neotetro whats the name of your town channel, sure looks like there is tons of fun inside it :O
 

agentjwall

Godly
Joined
Aug 23, 2011
Location
[Classified]
Just last night:

QnickP: Man, I'm not finding any gold tonight.
Agentjwall: Really? I already have 24 ingots. Get on my level!
(It's funny because I'm telling him that he's bad at mining as well as on the wrong level)
Ah, Mining puns. This one is my new favorite ^^,

@qNickp
 

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Js_mine (One of my citizens who doesn't understand plugins): How do I get a region?(This was said right after Canterlot got its region)
Outern88: ./facepalm
Millejinta87: ./facepalm
EtKEnn: ./facepalm
meXc ./facepalm
Js_mine: It doesn't work...
EtKEnn: What doesn't work?
Js_mine: ./facepalm


I never laughed so hard my entire life xD @millejinta87 @meXc @Outern @krislok1998 @Js_mine
 

Neotetro

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jun 12, 2011
Location
USA
Damn, I've forgot all my good quotes. But I think I remember when someone were calling people for gay and brutal took off, too bad I lost my screenie of it :(

@Neotetro whats the name of your town channel, sure looks like there is tons of fun inside it :O

That was my old town channel, sadly DoubleKiwi has quit, I mostly chat in /bro chat now. Password is G.
 

ReedME

Legacy Supporter 8
Joined
Feb 7, 2011
Location
Blue Mountains Australia
ahahaha man I don't even remember half this stuff
Here are some quotes I have screenshots of. These range from fun, to strange, to downright offensive. Just posting for posterity :)

* Sarelth: "Since there are more chinese than anyone else, wouldn't that make us the ones with weird eyes?"

* ReedMe: "F*c*
* Reedme: "MY"
* Reedme: "LIFE"
* Reedme: "KAINZO"

* Reedme: "I want a G*dda*n*d Admin"
* Reedme: "wc"

*** [Mod]Neotetro(*( has banned iLoveFishDicks - Exploiting ***

* victim130: "Man I f*c*ing LOVE d*ck in my mouth"

* Kainzo: "Herocraft is a hellish nightmare of sex and awesome, dont afk in it"

* Reedme: "get your ass over here you damned wizard" <-- in trade chat

I have soooo many more amazing ones!
 

xpeterc1

Legacy Supporter 7
Joined
Feb 27, 2011
Location
New York
Forgot who said this but I laugh so hard from it:
"Help, why is my X-ray not working!"
then he was banned after that statement.
 
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