133: Me: (Insert griefer IGN here), are you aware that you griefed a few players while I was away? Care to explain yourself?
Guys, really, this is an English server. I will kick you if you keep flooding the chat with babble in another language.
Griefer: *says that the mod can go suck a fat dick in Russian*
Me: -bans-
Jade: Caleb! You shouldn't ban someone that easily!
Me: It wasn't because of that; he said that I could go suck a fat dick.
Jade: You speak... whatever that was?
Me: Nope.
Lesson learned: Don't eff with the genius.