What's your zombie-killing weapon?

[Dazureus]

I get over two dozen moving boxes. :[ No picture, even.

 

[monkeymonk78]

Non-working dishwasher

LUCKY!

 

[Joka10]

lawnmower

 

[Aburido_burrito]

Fear zee French!

Leftovers quit spamming me with disagree, or you will eventually get your permissions taken away.

 

[NuclearCouch]

They shall fear my couch.

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http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/3233552401.html

DID SOMEBODY SAY COUCH?

 

[KanJam49]

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!

 

[spartanfan17]

Lol a hot tub: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/zip/3233758418.html

 

[Fjordsen]

EtKEnn OP with:

 

[Kwong050]

Who needs portal blocks when we can use a bookshelf!

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/3235188300.html

 

[Halizu]

Just great. I have some African parrots to help me fend off a horde of zombies.
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/zip/3227407183.html

 

[Diamond_Map]

Seeing that I posted by mistake, I'll just use this time to say hello, and I hope you are having a nice day

 

[emerald_ice]

Eyelash extensions.

What the hell am I supposed to do?seduce the zombies?

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/zip/3278910099.html

 

[Kainzo]

Eyelash extensions.

What the hell am I supposed to do?seduce the zombies?

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/zip/3278910099.html

Weird

 

[xShonounx]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/zip/3287915362.html
Yay
So I throw flowers at them
Wtf.avi

 

[Sidgil]

A box spring mattress!

 

[w0nd3rb0y]

Free USED Cooking Grease Motor Oil

 

[xShonounx]

Well!
I rerolled
Guess what I got

One more!

One more!

Hmmmm........ I need Hulk to bash their heads in with the shelves...... Confuse zombies with the mirrors....... AHA!!! Make a mini fort with the pegboards!
Yes, all this was in '1' item xD

 

[Zaspar]

 

[Orangedude345]

I got "colored sand and an activity facilitator".

 

[Zaspar]

I got "colored sand and an activity facilitator".

The sheer absurdity almost made me lol irl