Question: what death announcements would you like to see?

[Yavool]

"<Your Name Here> yelled 'Geronimo!' Followed by a sickening thud."

If HC was to ever change their PVE death notifications, which ones are your favorite and would you like to keep?

For all the others, post some fresh new ideas here for when you are killed by a slime, an enderman, a zombie, a pigman, a high drop, or by drowning, etc. Be witty & within the HC terms of service and gameplay rules!


-yav

 

[RegularHumanMode]

Just a few ideas for new ones. Some might be repeats, but I tried to keep them original.

Death by falling:
"<name> will be sore in the morning"
"Pieces of <name> can now be found in several locations"

Death by zombie:
"<name> has a sudden craving for brains"

Death by skeleton:
"We told <name> to strafe!"
"There are many puns for the long, hard shafts inside of <name>"

Death by slime:
"<name> did not realize that slimes multiplied"

Death by drowning:
"<name> sleeps with the fishes"
"<name> is floundering"
"<name> forgot his depths strider boots"

Death by enderman:
"Hint: It was behind you, <name>"
"<name> had a flashback to a certain indie horror game"

Death by zombie pigman:
"<name> will recall the family farm with less fondness"
"<name> was left with the faint taste of porkchops"

 

[_Trains_]

These will ALL be new ideas (unless they are already in the game and I'm just clueless)


Death by falling:
-"Who wants pancakes? I like mine EXTRA flat, eh <name>?"
-"That's when <name> learned he couldn't fly."
-"<name> learned where not to practice high jump."

Death by Zombie
- "<name> forgot his Zombie survival kit at home!"

Death by skeleton
- "Looks like the arrow missed the apple on <name>'s head!"
- "<name> got pwnd from a pile of moving bones!" (That rhyme)
- "<name> took an arrow to the knee one too many times"

Death by slime
- "<name> touched the moving jell-o"
- "<name> got himself into a slimy situation."

Death by drowning
- "<name> forgot to use the spacebar underwater."
- "<name> forgot his lifevest at home!"
- "<name> couldn't find nemo."
- "<name> spent too much time hunting squids."

Death by enderman
- "<name> looked into his eyes."
- "<name> forgot they weren't just in the end!"
-"<name> saw his disappearing trick."

Death by zombie pigmen
- "<name> swore it was just a pig."
- "<name> will forever smell bacon."
- "<name> will recall the family farm with less fondness" (this is Dafefman's. It is TOO funny)

Death by spider
- "<name> got attacked by spider-man! But minus the man."
-"<name> forgot about little miss muffet."
- "<name> hoped he would become the next "spider-man"

Death by creeper
- "well that plan blew up in your face, didn't it, <name>?"
- "<name> will never listen do AC/DC again" (Get it? Because the song TNT?)

 

[RegularHumanMode]

Shit! Just realized I forgot spiders...

Death by spider:
"<name> just realized why he should be afraid of spiders"
"<name> learned why eight legs are six too many"

EDIT: And creepers!

Death by creeper:
"<name> thought he was a safe distant away"
"Yes, <name>, that was hissing you heard"