Melonforge

[Dielan9999]

ALERT: MELONFORGE IS CURRENTLY ON HAITUS, AS MOST MELONMANCERS ARE CURRENTLY BOYCOTTING HEROCRAFT UNTIL THE STATE OF THE SERVER IMPROVES. PLEASE DIRECT ALL QUESTIONS AND CONCERNS VIA EMAIL TO [email protected]
Melonforge
The Home of the Melonmancers

What is Melonforge?
Melonforge is a town dedicated to the practice of Melonmancy and worship of the Melonomicon. Worship of the Melonomicon began in late Bastion-era when a zealous band of warriors known as Iron Fist, dedicated to serving The Word of Helios were cast out for their self-defensive and non-pacifistic ways. These "heretics" were shown the true path of enlightenment by @Drastikos the sentinel of the Melonomicon, in the hopes that new followers can be gathered far and wide with this newfound base of could-be Melonmancers. The "heretics" of Iron Fist flourished under the teachings of the Melonomicon and dethroned @xexorian , thus taking over the Order of the Rising Sun in late bastion. Under King Dielan's leadership, the Heliolites were banished just as the Melonmancers once were, and the entirety of OS began to overgrow in melon, starting at the Melon Throne at the core of Newerth.

But then, the world was torn asunder and the world reborn into the mysterious, unexplored world of Haven. It is here that the Melonmancers will flourish again and infect the non-believers. Punishing all those who once punished them for defending The Word of Helios previously.

What is a Melonmancer?
A Melonmancer is an enlightened being who studies the Melonomicon. Together the Melonmancers plan to seek out and receive payment for PVP services, as well as other economic services to help pay for utilities to serve The Melon. Regions ain't free! Here is a simple introduction video by Melon Lord @Sidgil explaining the Melonmancer way:

Who are the Melonmancers of Melonforge?

Green lord of the Melon:
@Sidgil

Melon Lords:
@Dielan9999
@Sidgil
@Colonel Rick
@Tretinyak
@victim130
@ironee212

Melon Adepts:
@DiiggDugg
@Haxnn
@Dreamcycler
@KanJam49
@CanDoBlue
@Hydroking77
@Symbolite
@Disketa777
@TheLeftToe

THE Melon, the origin of all WIN:
@Drastikos

How do I sign up?
Don't worry non-believer, we have short and simple application format for you to follow:

1. IGN:
2. Age:
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?:
4. When do you normally play?:
5. Class/Profession:
6. Previous Towns:
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?:
8. Coke or Pepsi?:
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?:
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?:
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?:
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?:
13. Pandas or Zebras?:
14. Can you EWGF?:
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?:
16. What class do you play in TF2?:
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?:
18. Android or iPhone?:
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games
20. reddit or 4 chan?:
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?:
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft?
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?:
24. Additional Info:

Not recruiting, don't make an app

 

[Dielan9999]

Never be out of the Melonloop!

Here is the latest episode of Melonmancer Media:

Spoiler: Previous Episodes

[/spoilers]

 

[Drastikos]

I am The Melon and I approve this message

The melon be with you

 

[Dreamcycler]

I want to make an app though

1. IGN: Dreamcycler
2. Age: 191
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Drink? Yeah lots. Cider some pretty hardcore 2% juices too.
4. When do you normally play?: Erryday
5. Class/Profession: Melonmancer melonminer
6. Previous Towns: Os
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: I saw the seeds
8. Coke or Pepsi?: dr pepper
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: WoW
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Captain KurkVader
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Ceasers
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Staregate
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Melons
14. Can you EWGF?: dafuq
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: With 2 fingers
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Tf2 sucks
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: Melon
18. Android or iPhone?: IPhone
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games True LoL is the best
20. reddit or 4 chan?: reddit
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Asian boys

 

[Sidgil]

1. IGN: Sidgil
2. Age: 23
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Fuck yeah!
4. When do you normally play?: PST/ Pm
5. Class/Profession: Disciple / Runesmith
6. Previous Towns: Shin Kyoto, Newerth, Oasis
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The Melon guided me back to the light after I lost Helios.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi, its sweeter
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: played them all, I guess gw2 becuase I don't have to dedicate to much to it.
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek for the Plot, Star Wars for the Jedi Concept and The Force.
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Pizza hut, I like stuffed crust... alot.
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Stargate SG1
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Pandas
14. Can you EWGF?: Disciple.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I sang the Portal Theme on hardest difficulty on Rockband 3.
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Engineer / Medic
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: The one Dielan can help me with
18. Android or iPhone?: Fuck Iphones! Andriod, I have a windows phone
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games, whats a moba again?
20. reddit or 4 chan?:...what?
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: little asian boys
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Zeal
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: Jloy1
24. Additional Info: I am the muthafucking Mayor! Bow down to me and do as I command!
25. Actually, I run the council, fuck yeah democracy.

 

[oblivionsbane]

1. IGN: oblivionsbane
2. Age: Old enough
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: They like to think I am not, heh.
4. When do you normally play?: When I can.
5. Class/Profession: I am a lost soul that is going to go ranger, per usual.
6. Previous Towns: Nevermore and Newerth, also I had a bit of a moment where I was part of Legacy before it was Legacy.
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The constant giving of melons by the great melon for the longest time. I have finally seen the beauty of melonmancy and all its opportunities.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke all the way.
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: Gears of War 2 all the way.
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Wars.
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Pizza Hut, duh.
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Both are pretty cool and offer different entertainment, but Stargate.
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Pandas, zebras are smelly.
14. Can you EWGF?: I can try, and look really stupid doing it.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I don't think I could beat it on hard...
16. What class do you play in TF2?: I never got to play it actually, I would have played sniper or engineer though.
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: UBUNTU!!! It sounds like a tribal African war cry.
18. Android or iPhone?: Iphone, androids suck.
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games.: Meh...
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Reddit, crap is for weirdos.
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Yes I do, and no.
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Zeal
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: Hell if I know.
24. Additional Info: Long live the melon!

 

[Dielan9999]

I want to make an app though

1. Pandas or Zebras?: Melons

Report to the ship immediately.
We'll bang ok?

 

[Voylin]

1. IGN: 0arfix0
2. Age: 18
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Yes
4. When do you normally play?: Everyday a couple of hours
5. Class/Profession: I wanna go for Necromancer and Farmer
6. Previous Towns: (I don't remember the name)
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The forums + someone was talking about it on the server
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: GW2
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Pizza Hut
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Stargate
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Panbras
14. Can you EWGF?: I have no idea
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: Nope
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Sniper
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: Windows
18. Android or iPhone?: Android
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: Some of them are
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Reddit
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Yep xp
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Bastion
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: What777
24. Additional Info: I love anime and cosplay

 

[ironee212]

1. IGN:ironee212
2. Age:69
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?:Hecksters yes
4. When do you normally play?:later PST
5. Class/Profession:Ranger/Smith
6. Previous Towns: Rens ~ Shin Kyoto,Tokyo 3 ~ Nevermore ~ Newerth, Oasis ~ Drakenvale
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The Melon found me.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Lipton Tea!
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: Starcraft >
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: starwars (its the only one i have seen XD)
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: KITSAP PIZZA FTW
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Uhhhhhh..... i thought they were the same??
13. Pandas or Zebras?anda's!!!!!
14. Can you EWGF?: eat with greasy fingers? sure, as long as its yummmy!
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: i have done hard with bass
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Zerg
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?:ICECREAMSANDWICH
18. Android or iPhone?:android
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games. wut?
20. reddit or 4 chan?: crap plox!
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: hehehehehe asian boys are adorable! :3
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Sanctum
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: Brutalacerate
24. Additional Info: i have melons!! if you know what i mean

 

[boomers15]

(I don't expect to be accepted, this app looked like too much fun to pass up though.......)

1. IGN:Boomers15
2. Age: Check out my name
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Well... What's your definition of "Old Enough"?
4. When do you normally play?: 8 P.M. PST
5. Class/Profession: Wizard
6. Previous Towns: This map? No. Last map: Ched Nasad
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The humor. And the food...
8. Coke or Pepsi?epsi one all the way
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: GW2!! Engineer!
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: This force is stong with this one...
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Neither. My dad owns a pizza parlor.. I get whipped if I eat other pizzas... :/
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Both... I'm a Si-Fi whore... I show hop..
13. Pandas or Zebras?: What the hell is this question?!?!?!
14. Can you EWGF?: Nope.. Most likely will never learn..
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: 33%.... FML...
16. What class do you play in TF2?: I shoot people in the knees with my arrows... as a sniper.
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: Ubuntu! Loved the interface, just not its lack of video game options... So I pirated Windows 7 Pro... Maybe that should be left out...
18. Android or iPhone?: Windows Phone 8.. No mainstream crap for me.
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: The truth and only the truth.
20. reddit or 4 chan?: NIETHER.
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Wasn't it /ping??
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Bastion
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: Lightningcape
24. Additional Info: I'm still learning pvp and im hoping this would be a good learning experience to become a melon wielding wizard

 

[Dielan9999]

1. IGN: 0arfix0
2. Age: 18
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Yes
4. When do you normally play?: Everyday a couple of hours
5. Class/Profession: I wanna go for Necromancer and Farmer
6. Previous Towns: (I don't remember the name)
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The forums + someone was talking about it on the server
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: GW2
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Pizza Hut
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Stargate
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Panbras
14. Can you EWGF?:
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?:
16. What class do you play in TF2?:
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?:
18. Android or iPhone?:
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games
20. reddit or 4 chan?:
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?:
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft?
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?:
24. Additional Info:

Hello,

Please answer all the questions.

 

[Voylin]

Hello,

Please answer all the questions.

I edited it and filled in all the answers

 

[Dielan9999]

1. IGN: 0arfix0
2. Age: 18
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Yes
4. When do you normally play?: Everyday a couple of hours
5. Class/Profession: I wanna go for Necromancer and Farmer
6. Previous Towns: (I don't remember the name)
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The forums + someone was talking about it on the server
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: GW2
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Pizza Hut
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Stargate
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Panbras
14. Can you EWGF?: I have no idea
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: Nope
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Sniper
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: Windows
18. Android or iPhone?: Android
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: Some of them are
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Reddit
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Yep xp
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Bastion
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: What777
24. Additional Info: I love anime and cosplay

I commend you for actually finishing the application format. Unfortunately Melonforge isn't recruiting. For your efforts, I would like to recommend you to our good friends in Drakenvale. They have strong support for the melon and have invited us to temporarily live within their regions. If you fit in with them, you may be welcome to come with us when Melonforge is finished building!

http://herocraftonline.com/main/threads/drakenvale.44900/

(Just use Camelot's app format from http://herocraftonline.com/main/threads/camelot.44079/ becuase Drakenvale is the same place but renamed)

 

[radicater11]

1. IGN: radicater11
2. Age: 73
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: I drink so much orange juice I never get colds!
4. When do you normally play?: ALL THE TIME
5. Class/Profession: Runeblade/ Crafter
6. Previous Towns: Genesis, Canterlot, Camelot, Skyforge, Drakenvale
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The Melons saved my life.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Dr. Pepper
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: GW2
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trars
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Hungry Howies
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Stargate
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Pandas
14. Can you EWGF?: I don't even.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: Blindfolded.
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Spy/ Medic.
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: Windows
18. Android or iPhone?: Android
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games Hell yeah true all the way!
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Both.
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: Like the asian boys.
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Early Dragon Guard.
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: SadisticLegend
24. Additional Info: I believe the Melon Lords can make the melon strong in me.

 

[Disketa777]

1. IGN: Disketa777
2. Age: I'm legal
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Let me regal you with a tale of bonding though the copious consumption of alcoholic beverages: For it twas 3 close friends who spent merry an afternoon together. 2 of which wanted a toast in celebration and declaration of kinship! The third, however, sought only to partake in the drinking of water. many years later, the first two friends-now-brothers drowned in a tragic accident, for which the third sworn vengeance on the ocean itself!
4. When do you normally play?: I'll be quick with this one: I try to avoid doing anything that would be too difficult to explain to the paramedics.
5. Class/Profession: No thanks/Procrastinator
6. Previous Towns: Newearth, Asgard, Bremerton, Tuescon, Sierra Vista, Asgard, and the wilds.
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: Before Google became popular, I averaged about 144 snapple caps before finding the answers I was looking for.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Nothing less than BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: My friends once told me I'm too analytical Now I spend all my time trying to figure out what they meant.
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing that all those people i treated badly had it coming.
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Going into an antique shop, I asked the clerk how much for this portrait of a very attractive man. He said "Sir, that's a mirror."
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: One time I threw a boomerang and lost it. Now I live in constant fear.
13. Pandas or Zebras?: I always advise people never to give advice.
14. Can you EWGF?: I stopped going to AA because all their stories about hitting rock bottom end with them waking up next to me.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I don't understand when people say "age is just a number." Age is clearly a word.
16. What class do you take in TF2?: Calculus
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: 3 words: Pizza Nachos
18. Android or iPhone?: You see things as they are and you ask why. I dream of things as they could be and I ask, Why not.
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: I bet you shower naked, you slut.
20. reddit or 4 chan?: I'll never forget the day when I was hit on by a homosexual cowbow...
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: It revealed the truth beyond all truths!
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? 50 Cent got shot and still whines about it every chance he gets. Teddy Roosevelt got shot MID-SPEECH and didn't leave the stage until he was DAMN FINISHED SAYING WHEN HE WANTED TO SAY!
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: LOOK LEFT > You failed
24. Additional Info: I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much cereal I want. They don't know how much milk I want. THEY DON'T KNOW ME! THEY DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!

 

[xexorian]

1. IGN: Disketa777
2. Age: I'm legal
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Let me regal you with a tale of bonding though the copious consumption of alcoholic beverages: For it twas 3 close friends who spent merry an afternoon together. 2 of which wanted a toast in celebration and declaration of kinship! The third, however, sought only to partake in the drinking of water. many years later, the first two friends-now-brothers drowned in a tragic accident, for which the third sworn vengeance on the ocean itself!
4. When do you normally play?: I'll be quick with this one: I try to avoid doing anything that would be too difficult to explain to the paramedics.
5. Class/Profession: No thanks/Procrastinator
6. Previous Towns: Newearth, Asgard, Bremerton, Tuescon, Sierra Vista, Asgard, and the wilds.
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: Before Google became popular, I averaged about 144 snapple caps before finding the answers I was looking for.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Nothing less than BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: My friends once told me I'm too analytical Now I spend all my time trying to figure out what they meant.
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing that all those people i treated badly had it coming.
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Going into an antique shop, I asked the clerk how much for this portrait of a very attractive man. He said "Sir, that's a mirror."
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: One time I threw a boomerang and lost it. Now I live in constant fear.
13. Pandas or Zebras?: I always advise people never to give advice.
14. Can you EWGF?: I stopped going to AA because all their stories about hitting rock bottom end with them waking up next to me.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I don't understand when people say "age is just a number." Age is clearly a word.
16. What class do you take in TF2?: Calculus
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: 3 words: Pizza Nachos
18. Android or iPhone?: You see things as they are and you ask why. I dream of things as they could be and I ask, Why not.
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: I bet you shower naked, you slut.
20. reddit or 4 chan?: I'll never forget the day when I was hit on by a homosexual cowbow...
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: It revealed the truth beyond all truths!
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? 50 Cent got shot and still whines about it every chance he gets. Teddy Roosevelt got shot MID-SPEECH and didn't leave the stage until he was DAMN FINISHED SAYING WHEN HE WANTED TO SAY!
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: LOOK LEFT > You failed
24. Additional Info: I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much cereal I want. They don't know how much milk I want. THEY DON'T KNOW ME! THEY DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!

Most wonderful thing I've ever read.

 

[Dielan9999]

1. IGN: Disketa777
2. Age: I'm legal
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: Let me regal you with a tale of bonding though the copious consumption of alcoholic beverages: For it twas 3 close friends who spent merry an afternoon together. 2 of which wanted a toast in celebration and declaration of kinship! The third, however, sought only to partake in the drinking of water. many years later, the first two friends-now-brothers drowned in a tragic accident, for which the third sworn vengeance on the ocean itself!
4. When do you normally play?: I'll be quick with this one: I try to avoid doing anything that would be too difficult to explain to the paramedics.
5. Class/Profession: No thanks/Procrastinator
6. Previous Towns: Newearth, Asgard, Bremerton, Tuescon, Sierra Vista, Asgard, and the wilds.
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: Before Google became popular, I averaged about 144 snapple caps before finding the answers I was looking for.
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Nothing less than BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: My friends once told me I'm too analytical Now I spend all my time trying to figure out what they meant.
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing that all those people i treated badly had it coming.
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Going into an antique shop, I asked the clerk how much for this portrait of a very attractive man. He said "Sir, that's a mirror."
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: One time I threw a boomerang and lost it. Now I live in constant fear.
13. Pandas or Zebras?: I always advise people never to give advice.
14. Can you EWGF?: I stopped going to AA because all their stories about hitting rock bottom end with them waking up next to me.
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I don't understand when people say "age is just a number." Age is clearly a word.
16. What class do you take in TF2?: Calculus
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: 3 words: Pizza Nachos
18. Android or iPhone?: You see things as they are and you ask why. I dream of things as they could be and I ask, Why not.
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: I bet you shower naked, you slut.
20. reddit or 4 chan?: I'll never forget the day when I was hit on by a homosexual cowbow...
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: It revealed the truth beyond all truths!
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? 50 Cent got shot and still whines about it every chance he gets. Teddy Roosevelt got shot MID-SPEECH and didn't leave the stage until he was DAMN FINISHED SAYING WHEN HE WANTED TO SAY!
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: LOOK LEFT > You failed
24. Additional Info: I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much cereal I want. They don't know how much milk I want. THEY DON'T KNOW ME! THEY DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!

Accepted!

 

[_Hamwich_]

1. IGN:_Hamwich_
2. Age:17
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?:Not Legally,But what they dont know wont hurt them.
4. When do you normally play?:Anytime I can
5. Class/Profession:Ranger/Enchanter
6. Previous Towns:Newerth,Oasis
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?:A Comrade Named Drastikos
8. Coke or Pepsi?: Whatever is avilable
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?:All of the above
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?:Star Wars
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?:Either works for me
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?:Stargate
13. Pandas or Zebras?:FUCKING PANDAS OBVIOUSLY
14. Can you EWGF?: I blow for cash
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?:Never played Guitar Hero 3
16. What class do you play in TF2?yro/Sniper
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?:Windows
18. Android or iPhone?:Iphone
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games TRUE
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Both
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: I vageuly recall
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? bastion
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?:ShadowWarriorXA
24. Additional Info: The weather is nice by me.

 

[Psychokhaos]

1. IGN: TheMormon
   
2. Age: I am a 1200 year old madman going throughout the cosmos.
   
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: No, but I can't wait until I am. I've heard some really good things about water, and I'm really thirsty after only having eaten during my lifetime.
   
4. When do you normally play?: Approximately varying points in time relating to supernovas going on throughout the Universe.
   
5. Class/Profession: Oh I have six classes this year. And i hereby profess that Dylan is in fact my long lost twin brother.
   
6. Previous Towns: Redlands, Kent, SkyForge, London, Newerth, Shin Kyoto, Atlas, the Underworld, Gig Harbor, and the Underworld again.
   
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: Some shay demon guy I met whilst in Hell gave me a Melon and it told me the secrets of the Universe, and how to escape from the Pit
   
8. Coke or Pepsi?: H2wOah
   
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: Football is rather enjoyable. But not that handegg all you Americans say is football. REAL football.
   
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: I just go with a crossover with this and tons of other stuff so I win here
    
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Dominoes, I mean you can't just topple Huts made out of Pizza without a lawsuit, but Dominoes are practically made *for* that
    
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: I was trying to think of a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon *Forced laughter*
    
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Walruses and Kangaroos and Whales and Penguins
    
14. Can you EWGF?: I put the G in EWGF
    
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: I am quite literally music. I don't actually have a physical form.
    
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Classy businessman in helicopter sponsoring the bloodshed
    
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: CranberryPi is rather incredible, with it's ability to send an irrational amount of pies to your house. Truly magnificent.
    
18. Android or iPhone?: I tend to go with Androids, then I don't have to go through the ethics problem with Cyborgs.
    
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games: Trulse
    
20. reddit or 4 chan?: I like your shoelaces
    
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: It summoned the Great Cthulu, who we shall praise for saving Melonkind in the Sundering.
    
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? Kingdom, all you whippersnappers with your Dragons and Bastions
    
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: jdubs and Domi <3
    
24. Additional Info: It's too bad that this doesn't have one more question because then there would be 25 just like there's 25 days of December leading up to and including Christmas also I have access to a device that blasts whatever you put into it with radiation so I'm a clear choice for acception

 

[AjIDoNotPlay]

Melonforge
The Home of the Melonmancers

What is Melonforge?
Melonforge is a town dedicated to the practice of Melonmancy and worship of the Melonomicon. Worship of the Melonomicon began in late Bastion-era when a zealous band of warriors known as Iron Fist, dedicated to serving The Word of Helios were cast out for their self-defensive and non-pacifistic ways. These "heretics" were shown the true path of enlightenment by @Drastikos the sentinel of the Melonomicon, in the hopes that new followers can be gathered far and wide with this newfound base of could-be Melonmancers. The "heretics" of Iron Fist flourished under the teachings of the Melonomicon and dethroned @xexorian , thus taking over the Order of the Rising Sun in late bastion. Under King Dielan's leadership, the Heliolites were banished just as the Melonmancers once were, and the entirety of OS began to overgrow in melon, starting at the Melon Throne at the core of Newerth.

But then, the world was torn asunder and the world reborn into the mysterious, unexplored world of Haven. It is here that the Melonmancers will flourish again and infect the non-believers. Punishing all those who once punished them for defending The Word of Helios previously.

What is a Melonmancer?
A Melonmancer is an enlightened being who studies the Melonomicon. Together the Melonmancers plan to seek out and receive payment for PVP services, as well as other economic services to help pay for utilities to serve The Melon. Regions ain't free! Here is a simple introduction video by Melon Lord @Sidgil explaining the Melonmancer way:

Who are the Melonmancers of Melonforge?

Green lord of the Melon:
@Sidgil

Melon Lords:
@Dielan9999
@Sidgil
@Colonel Rick
@Tretinyak
@victim130

Melon Crop Overseer:
@ironee212 [Drakenvale representative]
Melon Adepts:
@DiiggDugg
@Haxnn
@Dreamcycler

THE Melon, the origin of all WIN:
@Drastikos

How do I sign up?
Don't worry non-believer, we have short and simple application format for you to follow:

1. IGN: AjIDoNotPlay
2. Age: 15 alm,ost 16
3. Are you old enough to drink in your country?: no
4. When do you normally play?: Everyday after school, or when ever i get the chance.
5. Class/Profession: Lost soul and crafter, but i plan on Nechro and scribe.
6. Previous Towns: Last map i was a mangager of Newerth.
7. What brought you to the path of Melonlightenment?: The holyness of lord MelonHead (Dielan)
8. Coke or Pepsi?epsi brand but coke over pepsi.
9. WoW or GW2 or FFXIVAAR?: Guild Wars 2
10. Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek
11. Dominoes or Pizza Hut?: Dominoes
12. Stargate or Battlestar Galactica?: Battlestar Galactiva
13. Pandas or Zebras?: Panda for sure.
14. Can you EWGF?: If im watching a video
15. Have you ever beaten Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert difficulty in Guitar Hero 3?: NO but i've tried.
16. What class do you play in TF2?: Scout
17. What's your favorite GNU/Linux operating system?: uhhh pandas?
18. Android or iPhone?: Iphone
19. True or False: MOBAs are good games. false
20. reddit or 4 chan?: Reddit
21. Do you remember what /pong used to do?: nope
22. Which map did you start on for Herocraft? 1.6.2
23. What was the name of the proctor who whitelisted you?: UltimateOptics
24. Additional Info: I like to eat twinkies.

Not recruiting, don't make an app