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Kingtom404

Legacy Supporter 3
Joined
Jun 24, 2011
*** airsoftglock joined #DH
20:05 airsoftglock i guess i cant ask to be whitelisted here -.-
20:06 T69|Oryinn NO
20:06 T69|Oryinn Go on the forums :)
20:07 T8|Megan looks like most of em left my house
20:07 T69|Oryinn I'll be there shortly megan.
20:07 airsoftglock i went on the forums
20:07 airsoftglock and i made an application
20:08 T69|Oryinn Minecraft forums or our forums?
20:08 airsoftglock i guess i can ask you to check it *wink wink*
20:08 T69|Oryinn I cant but I have some friends and I will try to get them off their lazy butts ;)
20:11 *** If joined #DH
20:12 *** airsoftglock quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
20:12 *** If is now known as airsoftglock
20:13 Apherdite *** DO NOT ASK TO BE WHITELISTED HERE ***
20:13 Apherdite *** DO NOT ASK TO BE WHITELISTED HERE ***
20:13 Apherdite *** DO NOT ASK TO BE WHITELISTED HERE ***
20:13 Apherdite *** DO NOT ASK TO BE WHITELISTED HERE ***
20:13 Apherdite *** DO NOT ASK TO BE WHITELISTED HERE ***
20:13 T69|Oryinn He didnt
20:13 Apherdite That is.
20:14 Apherdite He did.
20:14 Apherdite He just asked you to go look at his app.
20:14 T69|Oryinn OH MY
20:14 Apherdite Don't indulge fucking retards.
20:14 T69|Oryinn I have been tricked
20:14 Kingtom404 Indulge me though
20:14 Kingtom404 I like to be indulged
20:14 Apherdite Except tom.
20:14 Kingtom404 <3
20:14 Apherdite You can indulge tom.
20:14 Apherdite lol
20:14 airsoftglock apherdite u cna witelist me pl0x i don wana do time makeing aplicatin
20:14 Kingtom404 o-o
20:14 Apherdite I will murder you.
20:15 airsoftglock does murder come with a whitelist?
20:15 airsoftglock :3
20:15 Apherdite It comes with a guarantee that you won't be whitelisted.
20:15 Apherdite Since you can't even spell the word "please"
20:15 Apherdite Or ... can
20:15 Apherdite or want.
20:15 Apherdite or making
20:15 Apherdite or application
20:15 Apherdite or whitelist
20:15 Apherdite or you.
20:15 Kingtom404 Anger.
20:16 Apherdite I don't have time for stupid people.
20:16 Kingtom404 None of us do
20:16 Kingtom404 This is why we have kick commands
20:18 Kingtom404 My mind is about to expload
20:18 Kingtom404 Explode*
20:18 Kingtom404 Listening to this guy with a HEAVY french accent try to explain this redstone pipe wiring
20:18 airsoftglock APHER PLZ BRO JSUT WITELEST ME!
20:18 T69|Oryinn I just went back and read the unleashing aph
20:19 Kingtom404 Is this guy for real?
20:19 T69|Oryinn I was trying to send that message before it, but got distracted LOL
20:19 airsoftglock i wnt to plye the gayme!?!!??!?!@!1!?
20:19 airsoftglock ys i fr reel
20:19 Kingtom404 This guy can't be serious
20:19 airsoftglock i wana b witelist
20:19 T69|Oryinn Does this happen alot in here?
20:19 Kingtom404 Once in a while
20:19 Kingtom404 This guy is beyond anything though
20:20 Kingtom404 It's like he's joking
20:20 Kingtom404 ...but he's not
20:20 airsoftglock waht gy?
20:20 Kingtom404 Do you speak english?
20:20 Kingtom404 Btw, incoming apher rage
20:20 Kingtom404 I can feel it
20:21 Apherdite airsoft, you can go ahead and leave, if you do happen to magically get whitelisted by some fairy or something, I've banned you so you'll never be able to get on... and I'll go ahead and add you to the server-wide blacklist.
20:21 Apherdite I'm a founder of this server, maybe you should learn to not be moronic.
20:21 Kingtom404 stares in awe
20:21 airsoftglock DUD WITELIST ME MNA MAY MOM MAKING ME OF COMPUTER 3 MINITS!
20:22 Kingtom404 I literally could not understand that
20:22 Guide|Dielan9999 I think he said:
20:22 Guide|Dielan9999 "Mister, please add me to your server's whitelist with haste because my mother is making me vacate the computer in three minutes."
20:23 Kingtom404 I...see..
20:23 Kingtom404 Have you ever considered going into the translation buisness?
20:23 airsoftglock nO
20:23 Kingtom404 Take off capslock
20:23 airsoftglock sry cpslok one
20:23 Apherdite lmao Dielan
20:23 Apherdite You are such a winner.
20:24 Kingtom404 airsoftglock
20:24 Kingtom404 How old are you?
20:24 airsoftglock so u witelist now?
20:24 Guide|Dielan9999 i'm so posting a screenie of this on the forum
20:24 Guide|Dielan9999 brb XD
20:24 airsoftglock 29
20:24 Kingtom404 I...see...
20:25 Kingtom404 You still live with your mother?
20:25 airsoftglock mhm
20:25 Kingtom404 And she has complete control of the computer?
20:25 airsoftglock she b in bedtime wit taburulosis
20:25 Kingtom404 That's quite saddening to hear that
20:25 Kingtom404 Is english your first langauge?
20:25 Kingtom404 language*
20:26 airsoftglock i sav liyf wiht snayk venum!
20:26 airsoftglock ye
20:26 airsoftglock it are
20:26 Guide|Dielan9999 You save lives with snake venom?
20:26 Kingtom404 He's quite talented isn't he dielan?
20:26 Guide|Dielan9999 I wish I was that talented
20:26 Kingtom404 I do as well
20:27 Kingtom404 I would make so much dough off of poison
20:27 airsoftglock Indeed I am top of my class at Harvard university.
20:27 airsoftglock U WITELIST NOAW?
20:27 Kingtom404 Nice Grammar
20:27 airsoftglock it r grammer nub
20:27 airsoftglock lrn englesh
20:28 Kingtom404 Yup, this guy is messing with us.
20:28 Kingtom404 It's been three minutes btw
20:28 Guide|Dielan9999 Go help your mother
20:28 *** Granola joined #DH
20:28 Guide|Dielan9999 oh god
20:28 Guide|Dielan9999 its Gra
20:28 airsoftglock gullible
20:28 airsoftglock gullible
20:28 airsoftglock gullible
20:28 Granola lol
20:28 Guide|Dielan9999 listen to this guy
20:28 airsoftglock -.-
20:28 Granola haha
20:28 Kingtom404 See
20:28 Granola I saw your post on the forums
20:28 Guide|Dielan9999 XDDDD
20:28 Granola and I rushed here
20:28 Granola as fast as I could
20:28 airsoftglock me?
20:29 Guide|Dielan9999 What has been seen cannot be unseen
20:29 Granola I must vacate the computer because my mom is making me get off
20:29 T69|Oryinn lolol
20:29 Granola sorry guys
20:29 Granola g2g my mom is being annoying
20:29 Granola bye
20:29 Granola lol
20:29 Granola jk
20:29 Guide|Dielan9999 haha
20:29 Granola Soooo airsoft, I hear you want to be whitelisted?
20:29 Guide|Dielan9999 oh and actually Kingtom, i was considering becoming an interpreter
20:30 airsoftglock u cn witelist meh?
20:30 Guide|Dielan9999 but i decided to goto school for programming instead
20:30 Guide|Dielan9999 lol airsoft, tom and I are whitelisters
20:30 Guide|Dielan9999 this whole time
20:30 Granola Sure, airsoft I'll whitelist you right now. owait. You're banned
20:30 Kingtom404 Heh
20:30 airsoftglock i sawed tht
20:30 Guide|Dielan9999 You can fill out an application on our forums airsoft, be sure to be honest about previous bans
20:30 Guide|Dielan9999 including your ban on HC XD
20:30 Granola yes
20:31 airsoftglock So im whitelisted?
20:31 airsoftglock THANKS SO MUCH GUISE!
20:31 Granola Use proper grammar/speeeeellleng PLEASE
20:31 Granola It helps alot
20:31 Granola no
20:31 Guide|Dielan9999 you were but we decided to ban you instead :)
20:31 Granola post an application
20:31 Granola lol
20:31 Guide|Dielan9999 too bad! you had your chance!
20:31 Granola post an application THEN post a ban appeal
20:31 Guide|Dielan9999 Information just wants to be freeeeeeeeee
20:31 Granola haha
20:31 Granola good luck
20:31 airsoftglock Uhm guys. It says You are banned from this server. U MESED SUMTHIN UP!
20:31 Granola yeah
20:31 Granola We're sorry
20:31 Granola I made a typo man
20:31 airsoftglock it b ok
20:31 Guide|Dielan9999 lol if you wanna be serious go repeal your ban goto herocraftonline.com and post in the banned forum
20:31 Granola I'm really sorry
20:32 airsoftglock just pm me your minecraft username and password
20:32 airsoftglock ill unban mysef
20:32 Granola sure
20:32 airsoftglock nd sayv u truble
20:32 Granola I'll pm you
20:32 Kingtom404 K
20:32 Granola my account info
20:32 Kingtom404 Here it is
20:32 Granola just wait
20:32 Granola Dielan you screening this?
20:32 Granola lol
20:32 Kingtom404 Mr.GulliblePants
20:32 Kingtom404 Pass is
20:32 Guide|Dielan9999 i can at anytime
20:32 Guide|Dielan9999 i think i will
20:32 Kingtom404 IwishIwasCool
20:33 T69|Oryinn Alright guys. I can handle this...
20:33 T69|Oryinn wut^ bruh how yoo doin
20:33 Granola lets leave it to Oryinn
20:34 Granola Btw Oryinn I love that T69
20:34 airsoftglock god doin fiyn hew buot u?
20:34 T69|Oryinn my think i got u unbanned that chic gief me her account
20:34 T69|Oryinn gr8 mayne
20:35 Guide|Dielan9999 :p
20:36 T69|Oryinn Alright, we should have about 6 more minutes before he figures out that he is still banned
20:36 Granola yes
20:37 Granola sooo
20:37 Granola Today we went with the TC and skyforge
20:37 airsoftglock WAHTUBANME?
20:37 Granola and raided the town
20:37 Granola no
20:37 Granola I didn't ban you
20:37 Granola ORyinn did
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20:37 Kingtom404 God damn Hackers
20:37 T69|Oryinn sheet cud i soz
20:37 Granola He can unban you don't worry
20:38 Granola just give him some time
20:38 Granola He needs to hack back into the server's console
20:38 T69|Oryinn Bitches be triflin
20:38 Granola don't worry
20:38 Granola shan't take too long
20:38 *** slipcor quit (Ping timeout: 201 seconds)
20:38 Guide|Dielan9999 what town Gra?
 

GraRona

Portal
Joined
Jul 23, 2011
Lol I'm there right now. He's asking me to give him my account info so I can unban him.
 
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airsoftglock

Heres the real conversation. UNphoto-shopped

Sorry about the blur. I took this picture during an earthquake.

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Dielan9999

Legacy Supporter 5
Joined
Mar 9, 2011
Location
Temple of Melonmancy
it got worse.


<airsoftglock> nice job with photoshop dielan
<Kingtom404> God damn hacker Dielan
<Kingtom404> I believed you too
<Granola> I love how he said sorry for the shake, I took it during an earthquake
<airsoftglock> but i decoded the LOL values and returned them back to ROFLMAO values!
<T69|Oryinn> Hurray!
<T69|Oryinn> Righteous vengeance!
<airsoftglock> your welcome for bringing down one of the FBI's top h4x0rs
<Kingtom404> God damn Cashmere
<Guide|Dielan9999> I tried I tried
<Granola> airsoft my name is not Grandola
<Granola> just saying
<Granola> lol
<airsoftglock> in africa granola is grandola
<T69|Oryinn> btw airsoft
<Granola> kk
<T69|Oryinn> When trolling, dont make it fun for the people you are trolling
<airsoftglock> i am speaking the truth!
<Kingtom404> Notice how his grammar got better
<Kingtom404> This guy is obviously just being annoying
<airsoftglock> no
<airsoftglock> i just got off online college
<airsoftglock> i am a new man!
<T69|Oryinn> If you didnt know that from the start kingtom then you have a lot to learn.
<Granola> airsoft, you are talking to pro trolls. Kingtom and Oryinn. Why don't you talk to them for some pointers?
<T69|Oryinn> Secretly we are gay
* Multitallented ([email protected]) has joined #DH
<Guide|Dielan9999> Don't make Amgroma come in here :p
<airsoftglock> no sir. I am indeed not this sort of troll you speak of
<airsoftglock> i am simply a MS paint pro
<Kingtom404> Dielan
<Guide|Dielan9999> NO
<Kingtom404> Groma isn't online
<Kingtom404> o-o
<Guide|Dielan9999> YOU ARE NOT
<Guide|Dielan9999> THE MSPAINT PRO
* Guide|Dielan9999 is the MSPAINT pro
* Kingtom404 is now known as MS_PAINT_PRO
* Granola Is not the MSPAINT pro. Dielan is.
<airsoftglock> you are the photoshop pro
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Hello?
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Do we have a problem here?
* airsoftglock is now known as MS_PAINT_KING
<MS_PAINT_KING> Yes. We do
* ClimbingRopes ([email protected]) has joined #DH
* You are now known as MS_PAINT_SAVIOR
<T69|Oryinn> How does i chaeng name!
<MS_PAINT_SAVIOR> Agreed
<MS_PAINT_SAVIOR> I think there is a problem here
* T69|Oryinn is now known as MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS
* Multitallented is now known as MSPaint_fail
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> Alright
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> Who wants an ass kicking?
* MS_PAINT_KING is now known as MS_PAINT_GOD
<MS_PAINT_GOD> I WIN!
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> No.
* You are now known as MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS_SHA
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS_SHA> dammit
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Wow
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> I dont know who's who anymore.
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Kain or sleaks is gunna come in here
* You are now known as MS_PAINT_SHAGADELIC_DISCO_GOD
<MS_PAINT_PRO> and rage because we all have long names
<MS_PAINT_SHAGADELIC_DISCO_GOD> haha
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Shut up Dielan
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> Honey badger doesnt give a shit.
<MS_PAINT_SHAGADELIC_DISCO_GOD> I'm not DIelan
<MS_PAINT_PRO> uhm
<MS_PAINT_PRO> One of you is
<Granola> This kind of sucks because I have no idea who is who and I don
<Granola> know how to change my title
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> ./nick NAMEGOESHURR
<MS_PAINT_GOD> im Dielan.
<MS_PAINT_GOD> lol
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Lies
<MS_PAINT_PRO> Shut up Oryinn
<MS_PAINT_GOD> unban airsoft lol
<MS_PAINT_SHAGADELIC_DISCO_GOD> Shut up Kingtom
<MS_PAINT_GOD> hes to much of a pro to be banned
* Granola is now known as Dielan999
* You are now known as Granola
<Granola> haha!
<MS_PAINT_PRO> You're missing a nine
* Dielan999 GuideIDielan9999
<Granola> ^would know
<Dielan999> there we go
* MS_PAINT_GOD is now known as Guide|Dielan9999
<Guide|Dielan9999> Im coming out of the closet
<Dielan999> lol
<Guide|Dielan9999> And grappling all the cocks i can!
<Granola> I have a confession
<Guide|Dielan9999> With my mouth!
* Dielan999 dmil23
<Dielan999> sup
<Granola> I cheated on a 4th greade splling test
<Granola> with my sister
<Dielan999> lol
<Granola> we planed it together
<Guide|Dielan9999> Please. Im STARVING for penis
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> What about Dmil?
* Dielan999 is now known as dmil23
<dmil23> hey
<dmil23> sup guys
* MS_PAINT_PRO is now known as Oryinn
* You are now known as Kingtom404
<dmil23> morons
<Oryinn> I love you gaywad
<Kingtom404> lol
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> I will get Dmil in here. Then it will be a party
* MSPaint_fail is now known as sleakes
<dmil23> same oryinn <3
<Kingtom404> who's dmil 123?
<sleakes> dang he registered it, smart
<Oryinn> my baby
<Kingtom404> have anything to do with dmil23 we all know?
<MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS> Its funny because we are lovers irl
<Guide|Dielan9999> granola. can you please insert your slick long penis into my butthole
<Kingtom404> mine first!
* sleakes is now known as Multitallented
<dmil23> Who's granola
<Kingtom404> me
<dmil23> oh
* MS_PAINT_NINJA_DISCO_JESUS is now known as T69|Oryinn
<dmil23> sup oryininny
<Oryinn> Wtf
<T69|Oryinn> Whatup
<Oryinn> That's dielan
<dmil23> no
<T69|Oryinn> Yes.
<dmil23> Dielans my pickle
* You are now known as T6|Oryinn
<T6|Oryinn> hey guys what's going on?
<T69|Oryinn> lol Im not t6
* Oryinn is now known as Kingtom404
<T6|Oryinn> awkward scilence
<T69|Oryinn> Alright errybody real names nao
<T6|Oryinn> ok
<T69|Oryinn> Is airsoft still here?
* You are now known as Granola
* dmil23 is now known as shit
* shit is now known as GraRona
<GraRona> frickn
* T69|Oryinn has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<GraRona> someone stole my name
<GraRona> lol
<Kingtom404> Ima get on lol
<Granola> same
* Guide|Dielan9999 is now known as airsoftglock
<Granola> i'd give you this one back but
<GraRona> lol
<Granola> there we go
* You are now known as Guide|Dielan9999
<airsoftglock> hey everyone
* T69|Oryinn ([email protected]1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #DH
<T69|Oryinn> What'd I miss? :O
<GraRona> I <3 everyone
<Kingtom404> is airsoftglock ShadowWall?
<airsoftglock> the destruction of the world.
<Guide|Dielan9999> i think i will post this on the forum ;)
<GraRona> <3 <3 <3 <#
<GraRona> love
<GraRona> love love
<GraRona> love
<airsoftglock> dielan
* GraRona is now known as Granola
<T69|Oryinn> <#
<Granola> yesss
<T69|Oryinn> <3
<airsoftglock> check my sig on the forums
<Granola> yes yes
<T69|Oryinn> <#<#<#<#<#
<airsoftglock> slick and long :3
<ClimbingRopes> wtf
 

Fjordsen

Legacy Supporter 6
Joined
Oct 30, 2011
Omg, i read this while i was in class and couldn't help myself laughing. Everyone started to stare at me :(
 
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