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Howdy...
Thank y'all kindly fer tha infumashun 'bout tha 'Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie'...
Aftar a hard day drinkin' suds then spendin' all weekend a-trainin' wif tha good ol' boys of tha 'Souf Arkansor City-zen's Milishah' ('cept every forth Sterdae nite when I goes bowlin') Ah iz well aware of tha need fer such pretection frum tha insideous mind bendin' rays that tha guv'ment is beamin' inta our homes an' branes thru tha Televishun - espeshially when them thar bleedin' hart pinko commies on 'Entertainment T'night' is on!
Ah'm shore y'all will agree that God, Guts, Guns and Aluminum Foil has made America tha country it is t'day...
Less keep orl three.... ummm.. orl four... y'all...
Kindest ree-gards
Billy-Bob-Joe-Jebidiah-John-Boy
(but y'all kin jes' call me "Cletus")
Pee.S. Pleeze find encosed a pikshur of me in my new helmet that Ah now wear when I iz with my buds from tha 2nd Platoon 'Souf Arkansor City-zen's Milishah' ...
Howdy...
Thank y'all kindly fer tha infumashun 'bout tha 'Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie'...
Aftar a hard day drinkin' suds then spendin' all weekend a-trainin' wif tha good ol' boys of tha 'Souf Arkansor City-zen's Milishah' ('cept every forth Sterdae nite when I goes bowlin') Ah iz well aware of tha need fer such pretection frum tha insideous mind bendin' rays that tha guv'ment is beamin' inta our homes an' branes thru tha Televishun - espeshially when them thar bleedin' hart pinko commies on 'Entertainment T'night' is on!
Ah'm shore y'all will agree that God, Guts, Guns and Aluminum Foil has made America tha country it is t'day...
Less keep orl three.... ummm.. orl four... y'all...
Kindest ree-gards
Billy-Bob-Joe-Jebidiah-John-Boy
(but y'all kin jes' call me "Cletus")
Pee.S. Pleeze find encosed a pikshur of me in my new helmet that Ah now wear when I iz with my buds from tha 2nd Platoon 'Souf Arkansor City-zen's Milishah' ...
