[Colocation] Heroes Test (Main IP) 5/2 to 5/7

[Kainzo]

We will <strong>NOT </strong>be transferring Map Files or Databases to the old server.  We will be holding a Heroes Public Testing session until the server is in place at the new data center.

<strong>Why are we colocating?</strong>
To get out of my basement and to have highly redundant power and increased uptime all across the board.  Not to mention - it will be way faster internet!

<strong>Why is the map not being transferred?
</strong>Simple - the more testing done for Heroes (RPG) the better off we are when it gets released.  This will be the full encompassing plugin for our server and we will hold it close to our hearts.

<strong>When will the main map come back up?</strong>
As soon as it's on the new backbone and I've been given the "okay"

<strong>Will we see a little more lag on the old machine?</strong>
More than likely, yes. We moved from this hardware for a reason and it's a temp solution while we move so we aren't down for the entire time.

<strong>Should I bother staff about why the main map isnt up?</strong>
Good question, absolutely not or I will pop your head.

<strong>This is bullcrap - I  need an ETA or im never playing again Herocraft again!</strong>
Sorry to see you go! We're expecting at the latest May 7th give or take a day or two.

<strong>I found an issue in Heroes (RPG) - where can I report it?</strong>
Excellent question - create a red-mine issue here -&gt;
<a href="http://redmine.dthielke.com/projects/heroes">http://redmine.dthielke.com/projects/heroes</a><br /><a class="wordbb-full-post" href="http://herocraftonline.com/wordpress/?p=125" title="[Colocation] Heroes Test (Main IP) 5/2 to 5/7">[Colocation] Heroes Test (Main IP) 5/2 to 5/7</a>

 

[Alente1]

Also please note that if the Wiki is up by then we'll be welcoming contributions from the extended beta testing. Details will be forthcoming in this forum regarding that.

Regardless of that though thanks to everyone for testing this stuff out

 

[BadHaddy]

We will <strong>NOT </strong>be transferring Map Files or Databases to the old server.  We will be holding a Heroes Public Testing session until the server is in place at the new data center.

<strong>Why are we colocating?</strong>
To get out of my basement and to have highly redundant power and increased uptime all across the board.  Not to mention - it will be way faster internet!

<strong>Why is the map not being transferred?
</strong>Simple - the more testing done for Heroes (RPG) the better off we are when it gets released.  This will be the full encompassing plugin for our server and we will hold it close to our hearts.

<strong>When will the main map come back up?</strong>
As soon as it's on the new backbone and I've been given the "okay"

<strong>Will we see a little more lag on the old machine?</strong>
More than likely, yes. We moved from this hardware for a reason and it's a temp solution while we move so we aren't down for the entire time.

<strong>Should I bother staff about why the main map isnt up?</strong>
Good question, absolutely not or I will pop your head.

<strong>This is bullcrap - I  need an ETA or im never playing again Herocraft again!</strong>
Sorry to see you go! We're expecting at the latest May 7th give or take a day or two.

<strong>I found an issue in Heroes (RPG) - where can I report it?</strong>
Excellent question - create a red-mine issue here -&gt;
<a href="http://redmine.dthielke.com/projects/heroes">http://redmine.dthielke.com/projects/heroes</a><br /><a class="wordbb-full-post" href="http://herocraftonline.com/wordpress/?p=125" title="[Colocation] Heroes Test (Main IP) 5/2 to 5/7">[Colocation] Heroes Test (Main IP) 5/2 to 5/7</a>

Just a few more FAQs:

Q: Is Kainzo moving into the datacenter?
A: Probably not. They are cold and hard to get into, and also very loud. He already has Aphrodite anyway.

Q: My credit is awful, what can I do to raise it ?
A: Pay your credit cards and other revolving accounts down to 20% of their maximums, or less. Barring that, a bankruptcy or large number of late (30 days+) will affect your score and there is nothing you can do about that.

Q: Who invented liquid soap?
A: Liquid Soap was invented by Hendrik Willem Brouwer, working for Lever Brothers

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

 

[Kainzo]

Horrifying

 

[Apherdite]

lmao Haddy! These are much needed FAQ.

 

[Amgroma]

Just a few more FAQs:

Q: Is Kainzo moving into the datacenter?
A: Probably not. They are cold and hard to get into, and also very loud. He already has Aphrodite anyway.

Q: My credit is awful, what can I do to raise it ?
A: Pay your credit cards and other revolving accounts down to 20% of their maximums, or less. Barring that, a bankruptcy or large number of late (30 days+) will affect your score and there is nothing you can do about that.

Q: Who invented liquid soap?
A: Liquid Soap was invented by Hendrik Willem Brouwer, working for Lever Brothers

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

I giggled like a little girl. +1

 

[Neo_Exdeath]

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

so what if the turkey isn't dry when comes out, and fully cooked. Do I need to wait longer on the spark plugs or less?

 

[Amgroma]

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

so what if the turkey isn't dry when comes out, and fully cooked. Do I need to wait longer on the spark plugs or less?

If it comes out wet and cooked, you probably should buy a 2003 headlight bulb and install it while wearing no shirt into the 2002 Dodge Neon's headlight chamber.

 

[Neo_Exdeath]

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

so what if the turkey isn't dry when comes out, and fully cooked. Do I need to wait longer on the spark plugs or less?

If it comes out wet and cooked, you probably should buy a 2003 headlight bulb and install it while wearing no shirt into the 2002 Dodge Neon's headlight chamber.

But what if Its actually a 1994 Mazda Miata, and I never cooked the turkey but it is still moist and fully cooked?

 

[Amgroma]

Q: My turkey comes out very dry on the skin, raw on the inside, while the stuffing is cold and uncooked. How often do i change the spark plugs in a 2002 dodge neon?
A: I usually replace spark plugs in my cars at 50,000 or 100,000. Check the service manual.

so what if the turkey isn't dry when comes out, and fully cooked. Do I need to wait longer on the spark plugs or less?

If it comes out wet and cooked, you probably should buy a 2003 headlight bulb and install it while wearing no shirt into the 2002 Dodge Neon's headlight chamber.

But what if Its actually a 1994 Mazda Miata, and I never cooked the turkey but it is still moist and fully cooked?

Ah when that happened to me, I sold the Miata and my 24kt golden toaster I bought from a gypsy in Uzbekistan, and upgraded to an 05 Infiniti G35. Then I sold my cooked moist turkey to a homeless man for a dollar on thanksgiving day.

 

[Neo_Exdeath]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

 

[Amgroma]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

Those dont cost much, unless you got the ones with the diamond encrusted power cables.

 

[BadHaddy]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

This problem is easily solved with a tube of astroglide. I'm not going into details, but you will figure out what to do once the crow shows up with the luggage.

 

[Neo_Exdeath]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

This problem is easily solved with a tube of astroglide. I'm not going into details, but you will figure out what to do once the crow shows up with the luggage.

Thanks for clearing that problem up, everything seems fine now.

 

[gabizou]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

Those dont cost much, unless you got the ones with the diamond encrusted power cables.

I got one of those but the problem is the platinum wiring is too wrought. Any idea how to make shaved ice with a razor blade?

 

[Amgroma]

Well the problem im seeing is that I only have a 24kt golden blender.

Those dont cost much, unless you got the ones with the diamond encrusted power cables.

I got one of those but the problem is the platinum wiring is too wrought. Any idea how to make shaved ice with a razor blade?

You just put the flowers in here. Apherdite Spelled her name wrong.