Satanism and You!

[Dsawemd]

Come find out what the Lord of Darkness' plan is for you! We have plenty of information for you regarding human/human substitute sacrificial rites, when to drink blood (and when its just not necessary) and how YOU can advance the destruction of the world!

All are welcome.

We meet on Monday nights below the spawn area of Hell.
*disclaimer: Dsa will not be in the nether on Monday nights dont be pissed when you cant find him*

This thread is also for the discussion of Vice. My go-to vice is Sloth, followed by Apathy. Gluttony in more of a general, non-food sense as well.

 

[RaepSoda]

Yay for Satan!

My go-to vice would have to be .

 

[Jacobpanther]

Why does this have one page while the Christianity thread has like twelve?

 

[Jacobpanther]

Lief tells me that yesterday Satan told him to take his pants off. Satan then squeezed his buttocks and oiled them until they were raw. -Abraham Ghandi Rockefeller

 

[Dsawemd]

-Snip-

I dont get it. Lust?

Lief tells me that yesterday Satan told him to take his pants off. Satan then squeezed his buttocks and oiled them until they were raw. -Abraham Ghandi Rockefeller

The prince of darkness, destroyer of wills and bringer of ruin does not care for Lief's booty. He gets better ass than that. This must be blasphemy. Looks like you are both well on your way to finding Him!

 

[Jacobpanther]

I dont get it. Lust?

Sure. Let's go with that.

 

[TheMrLief]

wat[DOUBLEPOST=1359515445,1359515381][/DOUBLEPOST]heil satan

 

[Fjordsen]

AVE GLORIOSA IN NOMINE SATAN!

 

[Acherous]

Smoke meth hail satan!